don't you hate people who...

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always have a thread going about their boring life

act really smug because their kids don't have sweets

let their kids do whatever they want

Lol MrsSpoon! My netheregions will always stay nether. Have no desire to find out which shade of the rainbow they are, stitches or no stitches.

Goth mums, not that I'm saying like! Have you ever dyed your vagina's? If so, what colour and what reaction did it have?

Aside: A girl I knew told me once that her mum had to have a check up at the docs, she was a bit worried that she was 'clean' down there so she went to her daughter's bathroom closet and sprayed what she thought was 'vagina fresh' on her. She got to the docs, lay down and after a minute the doc came up (for air?) and asked if she had been looking forward to her examination, she said not particularly, so he asked why she had sprayed glitter all over her fanny, was it just for him? She was duly mortified!

In my defence it was something the midwife said to me and I didn't know quite what she was getting at.

Rofl Rhubarb! (Esp at coming up for air...)

pmsl Rhubarb...

pmsl rhuby!

I hate people who post their posts twice

So Vickitiredmum, this one is for you!

Aside: A girl I knew told me once that her mum had to have a check up at the docs, she was a bit worried that she was 'clean' down there so she went to her daughter's bathroom closet and sprayed what she thought was 'vagina fresh' on her. She got to the docs, lay down and after a minute the doc came up (for air?) and asked if she had been looking forward to her examination, she said not particularly, so he asked why she had sprayed glitter all over her fanny, was it just for him? She was duly mortified!

You're being a cheeky little monkey tonight arent you rhuby!

Love that story!

cheeky little monkey is sooo camp, are you calling me gay? Are you then? Better to admit now!

Nothing to be ashamed of Rhubarb...

And what if i was?

i hate people who keep replying to their own really boring threads just to get more replies

i hate people that bookend their own threads

i hate people who stop me bookending my own threads

Yes, I can see how that would be annoying.

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i hate that no-one has done a proper parp on this thread yet

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

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Damn

Wouldnt have done one had i known you wanted it

Are you still feeling flatulent Cod dear? Ease up on the Heinz.

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Add me to your list cod.

Although my threads are unlikely to get your hooter twitching!

beginning to think you have IBS!!!

i hate that my dp had a whole tin of beans for dinne today