horrible, most embarrassing thing happened to me today............. tell me yours and make me feel better.

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such an addict i am, telling you such things..

went to a family wedding, all tarted up in this silver sari, with lots of embroidery on. hair all open and straightened, lots of face paint. three kids in tow, also tarted up. dh too. managed to threaten them into eating some food. went to the toilets....... and
blood, red red blood everywhere. no tampons, no pads, and no knickers on either.
and no machine in there either.
aaaaarrrrrgggggggghhhhh.

eventually borrowed a pad off a complete stranger in the third toilet i visited. and then had to waddle round, hoping it wouldn t fall down. and then they started dancing..........

came home alive, and not publicly humiliated fortunately.

omg for you.
omg. yes, you defintily beat me with the poo. you are owne brave lady. i think i would have just left it to be in toiltet.

I couldn't leave it there - it was huge . Everyone would have known it was mine!!! I had to hide the monster!!!!

i have tears rolling down my face,when i was getting dry today after swimming i had a bit of wind thought i did it nice & quite, till my son said really loud mummy you just pooped, i said be quite he just carryed on & on about it.

In the 80s I had a ghastly perm done, so I put my hair up to disguise it. My work colleague asked why I had my hair up and I went on and on about how awful it was, just like my colleague Marks, it was awful, Mark?s hair was awful, on and on about how terrible Mark?s hair was. In my moaning I didn?t notice my colleagues face go whiter and whiter as she desperately tried to tell me that Mark was standing behind me!

God I still feel embarrassed and sick when I think of what he must of heard??

zippy ,my sides are acking ,just hope they empty bin soon.