Jordan's Wedding Dress

[TwoIfBySea]

Ah, so that is what it reminded me of!!!

God no Soupy

OMG, Peter must have looked like a midget next to her!!

really want to see piccies but OK sold out here

His head must be the same size as one of em!

I thought her dress was very fitting and could not have imagined her in anything less but she would have looked so much nicer if she toned down the makeup. Did anyone notice the she looks like the wicked witch of the west in the first photo of her and Peter inside the mag, baaaaaaaaaaaad angle on the nose me thinks.

"Chardonnay" and "Footballers' Wives" comes to mind.

Oh no, hang on, the whole "dwarves waking sleeping beauty up" thing was so much more tasteful.

I feel filthy - read OK and Heat this evening over a bar of dairy milk. I can't decide what's worse...Jordan's wedding, Michelle Bass telling us how she's self-funded a new single called "Hate You" or Nadia from BB looking like death after being let out of the Priory....

The world has gone bonkers

that dress is truly tasteless/hidious

the whole incident is unspeakable

(I LOVE being pompous! )

(I LOVE being pompous! )

god, can you IMAGINE Jeremy Paxman covering it on Newsnight?

Sadly, she reminds me of a Barbie doll.

blow-up doll, more like.

For me its a cross between wonder woman, and Glinda the good fairy!