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Worst & Best Porn Film Titles

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shalaa · 14/09/2005 21:49

Sorry but I was pmsl at these!

FUNNIEST PORN FILM TITLE

Romancing the Bone

Sleeping with Seattle

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Dicman and Throbbin

Forrest Hump

E.Three, The Extra Testicle

Black Cock Down

will and eds excellent boner

Long Dong Silver

Intercourse With a Vampire

Schindler's Fist

Edward Penishands

Star Whores: The empire licks crack

Arse Ventura: Crack Detective

You've got mail genetalia

Remember my Titan

Rules of Enlargement

Enter My Dragon

Glad-He-Ate-her

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vickiyumyum · 14/09/2005 21:50

where on earth did you find them all out?

GeraldGiraffe · 14/09/2005 21:51

I liked 'E.Three, The Extra Testicle'

DaddyCool · 14/09/2005 21:51

jurassic pork

deep-cheeks

waterfalls · 14/09/2005 21:52

Ben Dover

hunkermunker · 14/09/2005 21:52

Ready, Steady, Cock. Features Ainsley Harriot and Lesley Waters making smutty innuendos at each other, then going at it over the sink, with a red tomato in one hand and a green pepper in teh other

DaddyCool · 14/09/2005 21:53

harry potter - and the philosepher's bone.

DaddyCool · 14/09/2005 21:54

a tale of two titties.

snafsicle · 14/09/2005 21:54

Hunker - that's very telling

dizzymama · 14/09/2005 21:56

Sorry, this does not really answer the question but had to tell you all...
Dh's ex work place had a porn lending library I kid ye not, and one very brainy colleague was overheard by Dh having a conversation with his equally brainy mate about how he couldn't watch Emanuelle 3 because he hadn't seen 1 and 2 yet
PMSL!!!!!!!
I'll get my coat.......

snafsicle · 14/09/2005 21:57

It's a very complex and nuanced plot, dizzy...

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shalaa · 14/09/2005 21:58

A friend sent them to me in an email to make me laugh

honest!

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dizzymama · 14/09/2005 21:58

It happened over 7 years ago and it still makes me laugh!

fairyfly · 14/09/2005 21:59

Daddycool it's actually Hairy Butter and the Philosophers bone.

DaddyCool · 14/09/2005 22:00

.. that one exists!? i just made it up!

fairyfly · 14/09/2005 22:00

Botter

DaddyCool · 14/09/2005 22:01

eww.

fairyfly · 14/09/2005 22:04

Apparently so, i cannot one hundred percent guarantee it does unless i watch it, which ( and i hope you don't mind) i have declined.

sobernow · 14/09/2005 22:22

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cinderelly · 14/09/2005 23:23

Remember going into offlicence when I was about 15 and asking for 'wet and wild, meaning a bottle of cider. Was genuinely shocked when the woman told me to get out, she'd served me loads of times.

HappyDaddy · 15/09/2005 09:15

Super Cauliflower - I kid you not.

sweetmonkey · 15/09/2005 09:19

trust HD to appear on this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

acnebride · 15/09/2005 09:25

Big Cook, Bigger Cook

The Fumbles

Bum

DaddyCool · 15/09/2005 12:54

i don't get super cauliflower

DaddyCool · 15/09/2005 12:55

i saw one on the top shelf years ago - crocodile blondee.

Enid · 15/09/2005 12:56

daddy cool

its actually Hairy Botter and the philosphers bone if you must know

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