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Egg white as sexual lubricant?

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jane313 · 11/09/2005 20:37

I read this column on saturday
nicolanorton

and it was quite good but the bit about egg white made me laugh. Surely she just misread the fact about cervical mucus being like egg white during ovulation?

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WigWamBam · 11/09/2005 20:39

No - there are several sites like this one where they recommend using egg white as a lubricant.

I have only one thing to say.

Yukyukyukyuk

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jane313 · 11/09/2005 20:40

How bizarre!

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spidermama · 11/09/2005 20:40

Presumably we're talking about unwhipped egg white. It's surely better than KY. At least it's edible.

WigWamBam · 11/09/2005 20:40

I wonder what they do with all the yolks that are left over ...

piffle · 11/09/2005 20:41

shudder what about salmonella
LOL

sammac · 11/09/2005 20:48

Know of someone who used marmalade when she had run out of stuff( She would use butter instead, but had run out of that too!)

happymerryberries · 11/09/2005 20:49

If it is fast and furious do you end up with a minge-rangue

SueW · 11/09/2005 20:49

She;s missed a trick anyway. You can hire a pool for 8 people for £102pw

happymerryberries · 11/09/2005 20:50

Huuhhhh?

Heathcliffscathy · 11/09/2005 20:50

can you get salmonella through your vestibule???

spidermama · 11/09/2005 20:51

soph. Very good.

spidermama · 11/09/2005 20:52

Haven't you heard of vestibular salmonella? Very nasty.

Fio2 · 11/09/2005 20:53

but if you whip it so much it becomes so hard and if turn upside down it forms a peak

happymerryberries · 11/09/2005 20:55

Its when you know to stop whipping it!!!

motherinferior · 11/09/2005 20:55

So you nip downstairs, separate an egg, carefully save the yolk, and carry the white upstairs...no, really, it's not that I think all sex should be wild and spontaneous but ffs, you'd surely be off the idea by then. Quite frankly if you didn't need a lubricant before you certainly would after that lot, surely?

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jane313 · 11/09/2005 20:57

perhaps you would do it by the fridge in a 9 1/2 weeks sort of way

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happymerryberries · 11/09/2005 20:57

And you would have to stop and wash the separater as well wouldn't you? And put the yolk in a dish and cover it! Blimey couldn't be arsed myself!

What is wrong with getting enough foreplay ffs?

marthamoo · 11/09/2005 20:57

at minge-rangue and vestibular salmonella. I'd rather have a nice boiled egg than sex anyway (don't drink tea).

happymerryberries · 11/09/2005 20:58

Blimey boiled egg, now that is just kinky

WideWebWitch · 11/09/2005 20:59

pmsl at this thread! And ewwww too obviously.

QueenOfQuotes · 11/09/2005 21:26

haven't read the link or the rest of the thread, but I guess you have to hope that things don't get too "hot" or you'll end up with cooked egg down there

nooka · 11/09/2005 21:35

But egg white gets so sticky. I can't believe it's a good lubricant. I certainly wouldn't put it anywhere near my vestibule.

Piggiesmum · 11/09/2005 21:50

pmsl at minge-rangue. dh wanted to know what i was laughing at, now he's just shaking his head at me in shock cos I usually tell him off if he uses words like minge.

On a more serious note though, on another site i used to go on people talked about using egg-whites quite a bit. Some swore by it, but many others ended up with nasty infections which then presumably had to be explained to a doctor

motherinferior · 11/09/2005 21:50

I do think a tube of KY could really be a much better idea, if lubricant is required.

spidermama · 11/09/2005 23:26

That's us told then.