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Bl**dly knock down ginger!!

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sparklymieow · 27/08/2005 15:05

what do kids get from this?? I am getting up about 5 times a day for noone to be there...... I am sure that its something to do with the little shites that live next to Apeman's house, as they think the sun shines out of his arse. I have phoned the street warden and he knew who we were as soon as I said the street. I am so sick of people in this street thinking that they can do all this and get away with it...... and as for footballs against my car...... grrrrrrr.......

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steffee · 27/08/2005 15:47

Knock down ginger? Is that what we called Knocky Nine Doors? I don't know what to suggest, except ignoring it or asking the street warden to have a word. Sounds like they'd not care much anyway. Could you ring the police?

sparklymieow · 27/08/2005 15:50

Yes I think it is. I am so annoyed with everyone in this street, we did nothing and we are the bad guys I am sick of everyone here staring at me and making me feel terrible. I wouldn't mind if it was just kids messing about but this is to do with apeman and his little deminions......

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steffee · 27/08/2005 15:57

So it's just happening to you then? Not to everyone else in the street? Can't they get ASBOs put on them if you report them to the council or something? It sounds a nightmare!

sparklymieow · 27/08/2005 16:06

Not sure if its happening to anyone else TBH

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edam · 27/08/2005 16:16

Hmm. Can you create the reputation of being a scary old witch they wouldn't want to mess with - you know, the sort who when you are little you think might put a hex on you? Or are they too old and obnoxious to worry about stuff like that? Put a sign on the door, like one of those 'beware of the dog' signs, saying 'obnoxious children will be eaten'?

PeachyClair · 27/08/2005 16:21

rat a tat ginger we called it, I confess juvenile guilt here 9but stopped as sson as I realised how unfair it was).

We don't get it here, but used to until the kids realised DH was scary and then it stopped!

Tortington · 28/08/2005 01:59

knock-a door-runaway we called it -inventive we were in oldham!

we are getting it too.

you need a dog that scares the shit out of them. one that runs after people who run and rolls over on her belly if you stop

with that criteria you can open the door and watch the nice little children shit themselves.

SoupDragon · 28/08/2005 02:05

Wire your door bell/knocker up to the mains.

sparklymieow · 28/08/2005 16:18

we have a jack russell, and he does run after people but only to jump up at them to get a fuss......

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swiperfox · 28/08/2005 16:21

If you can be bothered, what i would do is wait so they can't see you but you can see them coming - if you can do it from an upstairs window, tip a jug of water over them. If you can be by the door waiting, open it just as they knock and shout at them....will scare the out of them!

swiperfox · 28/08/2005 16:22

Or just leave a note on the door saying 'I have reported you to the police and know who you are. I suggest you stop knocking the door'

lucy5 · 28/08/2005 16:23

I fired a water pistol at the little sh1ts who plagueing me when I lived next to a park. It did the trick but of course it could have made it far worse. What about putting marmite on the bell, eeerr poo, it might put them off.

sparklymieow · 28/08/2005 16:23

LOL like it SF!!!

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