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I dont do themed wedding nniversary presnets

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cod · 19/08/2005 17:49

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cod · 19/08/2005 18:03

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hyphenlover · 19/08/2005 18:04

year 5 more cake!

cod · 19/08/2005 18:04

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hyphenlover · 19/08/2005 18:04

year 6... vasectomy for him!

Tinker · 19/08/2005 18:04

Was just thinking 'Thank god I don't have to do stuff like that ' when read teh title of teh Iron thread. And then realised I wouldn't do stuff like that even if I was married.

MaloryTowers · 19/08/2005 18:05

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cod · 19/08/2005 18:05

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hyphenlover · 19/08/2005 18:06

MT... saw 2 lovely chav bints in the card shop a few days ago looking at those hideous MASSIVE cards with sick poetry in them
"to the best boyfriend in the world... from your dog"

"oh, these are soooo luvleeeee... ain't thaaaaay?"
"ooooooh yeaaah, £12... but they're worf it aint thaaaaay?"

MaloryTowers · 19/08/2005 18:06

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cod · 19/08/2005 18:06

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hyphenlover · 19/08/2005 18:07

i saw

"happy christmas....... from the plants"

i mean... wtf? who buys them?????????

cod · 19/08/2005 18:07

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Mud · 19/08/2005 18:07

again too much faff - card and a blow job every year - and most of the tiem you can forget the card

MaloryTowers · 19/08/2005 18:07

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cod · 19/08/2005 18:07

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MaloryTowers · 19/08/2005 18:07

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Dior · 19/08/2005 18:07

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cod · 19/08/2005 18:08

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MaloryTowers · 19/08/2005 18:08

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hyphenlover · 19/08/2005 18:08

sorry, am acutally pmsl at hymenlover! lol

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chavtastic

hunkermunker · 19/08/2005 18:08

You could do rhyming presents:

Year one - picture of your bum

Year two - a shoe

Year three - a pot of wee

Year four - a new front door

Year five - a beehive (real or hairdo, depending on preference)

Year six - some pick and mix

Year seven - a trip to Devon

Year eight - a box of dates

Year nine - a washing line (rotary if you really love him)

Year ten - a laying hen.

OK, I'll stop now...as nobody who followed this would be married longer than ten years anyway

cod · 19/08/2005 18:08

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Mud · 19/08/2005 18:09

now she learns to tyep

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