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Tea Room the Twentieth: The Greek Island

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asmallbunchofflowers · 04/12/2010 21:47

Welcome to the twentieth (yes, really) Tea Room.

We find ourselves on a sun-kissed Greek island, where our whitewashed, blue-shuttered house nestles in the dappled shade of a gnarled old pine tree. In the olive grove, Mellors the gardener/handyman/factotum is tending the tea room menagerie of horses, camels, bison and guinea-pigs, recently joined by some recalcitrant old donkeys. The distressed chintz sofa, aga and cardboard cut-out of George Clooney have survived the relocation from the south of France and the aspidistra has pride of place on the mantelpiece.

Come in, put your feet up and join in the conversation. It may not make sense, but that's not important. What matters is the lovely people here and the chance simply to relax.

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Scout19075 · 08/12/2010 22:02

Oh, I know it's not wrong. But do want to make sure that BabyScout's not going to get beaten up here in Chavsville for leaving Santa MILK and cookies. Xmas Wink

Scout19075 · 08/12/2010 22:10

To any of the teachery-types, are there places/stores/types of businesses that will laminate posters or do you do any/all of your laminating at your school?

Donki · 08/12/2010 22:16

I think that Staples will laminate things upto A3.

If I want stuff for school, then school does it. Takes ages though - the laminator is v.v. slow

MaryBS · 08/12/2010 22:18

I can't remember what we did as children, but my 2 leave beer and mince pies, plus a carrot or two for the reindeer! (Did you know the reindeer are all female? Male reindeer shed their horns in winter)

UnSerpentQuiCourt · 08/12/2010 22:24

I like the killer whale. They love that. And I love languages too - I speak a few, after a fashion. I have found that the children love spotting 'hidden' patterns, like cognates between English and French. I have one not-very-able 7 year old who is always shouting 'cognate' correctly at the most unlikely momments.

If I want something laminated I do it myself after school.

Scout19075 · 08/12/2010 22:30

I have a classroom calendar I want to get laminated but teach.... I wonder if MrScout's school (where he's governor) might be willing to do it for me....

Scout19075 · 08/12/2010 22:31

...but I don't teach....

D'oh!

UnSerpentQuiCourt · 08/12/2010 22:47

Lamnating is one of the perks of being a teacher! Could dh put a donation into the petty cash/coffee fund?

Scout19075 · 08/12/2010 22:52

I'll ask him. When DH had his seizure years ago, I used to drive him to all of the governor meetings and hang out in the teachers' room so got to know the Head and teachers (he was Chair at the time, so lots of meetings). They might just do it for cakes and coffee..... Good idea, US!

amberlight · 09/12/2010 07:28

Morning all.

(I bet teachers were hoping the perks of the job turned out to be luxury holidays abroad/use of a fast car/£1000 bonus at Christmas. Alas, it turns out it's laminating. Oh well, I blame the recession Grin )

Scout - only that number turned up? Eek!

Donki - hoping your boiler woes are nearly at an end, and your students race to the finish line.

We used to leave out mince pie and sherry for Father Christmas, along with the carrot for the reindeer.

I can do this...I can go to a hospital on my own thanks to dh being ill, and have scary tests that are definitely going to hurt, and hold an intelligent conversation with the specialist, and drive back to the office, and work a full day afterwards. Confused

UnSerpentQuiCourt · 09/12/2010 11:12

Is it you having scarey tests, Amber, or DH? Either way, a non-invasive brisk rub on the arm and yes, you can do it. Although whether you should have to is another matter. Is there no-one who could go with you?

amberlight · 09/12/2010 12:25

Was me for the scary tests. Operation booked for January Confused

UnSerpentQuiCourt · 09/12/2010 14:08

And is that good? Does it mean that a problem will have been sorted out and you will feel better? Have you had a general anesthetic before?

LostOstrich · 09/12/2010 14:39

Hellooo everyone

Have had a busy few days at work, but am off now for a wee while.

Serpent - I think you very astutely picked up on some stuff that was left unsaid by me. OstrichChick (7) was also premature (29 weeks) and our hospital experiences played a large part in our decision for a longer-than-average age gap. The reason for the prem birth was unexplained, and we were just given a 3x greater risk of it happening again. We saw lots of families in NICU struggling with a bored/confused toddler, and didn't want that to be us. I thought DD would be able to cope from the age of 5 or so, but it took us a long time to conceive again, and then the miscarriage, and DH's reluctance... who knows what will be... I think you were trying to say it does get better?

I wonder if it's worth asking Wriggle what they've been talking about at nursery? I know that "getting lost" seems to be one of the topics they cover, and they might have not explained things in a way she could understand, and she's erring on the side of caution by not wanting to lose you in the first place? We have been having enormous problems with OstrichChick reverting to toddler behaviour and trying to climb up our legs when adults (e.g. work colleagues) try to talk to her. After a long time we worked out that the infants school had been over-doing the "stranger danger" topic. They had painted things very black and white, with the result that Chick thinks that nearly all adults are dangerous "strangers". For her, that includes people such as seldom-seen family friends, people working on supermarket checkouts, etc. We've tried to reframe it by calling these people "unfamiliar adults" and saying it's fine to speak to them when you're with a parent or other trusted adult. It's been a real struggle though as her behaviour/fear had become deeply ingrained because it took us so long to work out what was going on in her head.

Teachers - religion can be a confusing thing! During her infant years, Chick came home and was talking about "Christums" and "Christmas Eid" (was a couple of years ago when Eid fell very close to Christmas). Hilarious!

UniS - I remember the aspidistra too, and the vortex... goodness me, that takes me back... am I old? Maybe we should adopt the drogna as the local Greek currency?

About the schools question - don't know! I agree with whoever said it depends on how happy they perceive their schooling to have been? As for me, educated in a very ordinary (but good) comprehensive in an ordinary market town, with catchment straddling pie-wedge cross-section from ethnic-minority-occupied terraces, council estate, suburbs, affluent villages. It was good enough to get me where I wanted to be, and did not hold me back academically. In fact, I coped better academically at university than most of the privately educated people because I was more used to doing things for myself, and they had been much more hothoused and spoonfed. I did admire/envy their confidence though... they just seemed to ooze a sense of being capable and entitled, and I think that's what gets them places. Might not have been their schooling though, might have been their parenting... who knows? So as a result of my education, I have rubbed shoulders with a huge range of social strata, and I think that helps in adult life, especially if you are in a job where you might have to behave/respond in different ways to different people.

Chick goes to local state juniors, having recently finished local state infants. I imagine she will go to local state comprehensive, which has neither a particularly bad nor good reputation. I might think differently if the local comp was shite. I'm not hugely idealistically against private schooling, but just don't see the necessity for it at present. We would reconsider if she was particularly unhappy in the local comp. I am deeply opposed to faith schools, but that's a can of worms probably best not opened here, especially as I see that many of you have attended them! Horses for courses... Thankfully schooling is something DH and I agree on. I can imagine it being very difficult otherwise.

Amber - hope your testing is/was not too traumatic, and that you are feeling okay about the operation.

Christmas grub?? Glass of whisky, mince pie, carrot for the reindeer. Usual pattern - DH downs whisky and mince pie. I nibble carrot artistically, leaving reindeer teethmarks in the stump. We leave the foil dish and crumbs on the plate, and the carrot on Rudolf's plate. The pie is not home-made, obviously! One year we had to do it all over again because DH (on auto-pilot) washed up. Doh!

amberlight · 09/12/2010 14:51

UnSerpent, we don't know. Op is exploratory so everything depends on what they find and if it's fixable...and if so, in what form it's fixable. Confused Will either be off work for a week or for six weeks or thereabouts.

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 09/12/2010 15:06

Good to see you again, Ostrich.

Amber - I hope the hospital bods treated you kindly and in an Amber-appropriate fashion. I think Mellors is still around. You might want to entice him and his aromatherapy oils into the priest's hole.

amberlight · 09/12/2010 15:18

Not likely! He might want to borrow my cushion, and last time he nicked the Belgian Chocs and drank my hot choc too Hmm.

Scout19075 · 09/12/2010 16:46
Scout19075 · 09/12/2010 16:54

My Seniors are all home from school and starting to put RIP messages on their FB status to their friend -- I think I need to stay off FB tonight or I'll spend all night crying.

Scout19075 · 09/12/2010 17:06

Another question so the American does not put her British foot in it. Tis the Christmas season (duh!) and I know teachers/carers/day care workers typically get a token gift from their charges/class. Obviously BabyScout doesn't have a teacher or a carer but the same two women run all of the groups that we go to at our SureStart -- which means we can, and sometimes do, see them up to four times a week (90 minute sessions each). Would I be OTT if I were to give them a little token something (choccies or something) for Christmas as a thank you for wonderful activities that BabyScout really enjoys (Messy Play is still one of his favorite things, after swimming)? And are they allowed to accept it if I were to give it?

I don't want to put anyone in an ackward spot....

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 09/12/2010 17:12

I think if you give a low-key, shareable kind of gift (fancy biscuits, chocolate) it will be very welcome. We don't generally give a gift to the teacher, but that's mainly because the custom didn't exist when I was at school and I never think if it in time.

Jacksmama · 09/12/2010 20:01

Hi all... feeling very sad today, had sad news about a patient. Very tragic story, man who fell off a ladder at work 7 years ago, broke his hip, had multiple ops with many an infection and hardware failure... his last op, end of September, failed and I found out he'd had his leg amputated at the hip a month ago. :( :( :(

And to top it off, I thought I was dressing all cute and funky this morning - burgundy striped tights, brown fitted tunic dress with purplish multi-coloured long-sleeved shirt underneath, and my fur-lined suede boots... with JM-type beaded jewelry... and DH said "wow, you look great! In a Keebler Elf sort of way."

Thanks honey.

I think Scout will be the only one who'll get the Keebler Elf reference :o

asmallbunchofmistletoe · 09/12/2010 20:08

Just had to Google to discover what a Keebler elf is.

Oh, JM. That is very sad about your patient. I hope he makes a good recovery and adjusts to life.

That outfit sounds funky to me. Have some mulled wine to take down to the priest's hole.

Scout19075 · 09/12/2010 20:25
Scout19075 · 09/12/2010 21:17

Bbrrrrr