Sorry Tightwad, sounds horrid but I'm sure your response gets quick and effective results 
Tommosmum - we have a kitten arriving in a fortnight to assist with the entertaining
, will let you know if it works!
GH - it's incredible though that the stereotypes do still permeate, think I said on another thread that I've been told that my desire to have one is entirely unnatural and that its our biological imperative. And as I said on that thread, by that logic, from late teens to the menopause, we should all be (health permitting) squeezing out offspring until our womb or the planet gives out!
However, I'm so happy to dd that there is a concerted effort to understand that family size is not the sole predictor of life outcomes