Hi everyone, I'm a new user so bare with my naivety of the site! Basically joined mumsnet as I've nearly always got something to say or an opinion on something and my Facebook friends are sick of hearing it! 
I have 2 'Children' who are 9 and 3... I say children in inverted commas as some days they choose to be demons of the universe which sometimes may include, pooing on the floor...putting chewed up food in my cup of tea or generally making my ears bleed! Look forward to chatting with you all! 