Mis-heard lyrics...

[Raahh]

with apologies if this has been done a zillion times before....

Was discussing this at work for a quiz, and I could only think of one...

'I'm over grown with bugs and fleas" in stead of ' I'm thrown and over blown with bliss' It was what my sister used to sing

(There must be an Angel, Eurythmics).

I know there must be hundreds of really good famous ones out there, but when pushed can never think of any...

over to you!

"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, rub your beard all over my body" Erotic, Madonna

Also a song, some dancey crap mid-90s I think that my friends and I swore had a line "My lover's got no money, he's got his trampoline". I think the real line was 'strong beliefs'...

Funny misheard lyrics here....

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pmsl at Ken Lee!!!

delllie! I always heard it as 'I'm a Cilla Black fan on fire'

LOL

Also in Layla - "before i finally go insane" DH spent years thinking he was singing "before i fry the moonlit steak"

my friend used to sing "you and me and leslie" (you and me endlessly) not helped by another friend telling her that the song had been banned in America for being about a threesome

dh's brother used to sing "if I had my wellies on, to attract your attention" (if I had the wherewithal!)

and of course "oh a tree in motion, walking by my si-ide" which my mil didn't realise was poetry in motion

Oooha in life again, coz life's full of spoons - some dance track - still dont know the real words

My sister has to be the most deaf person:

"Lets move before they raise the parking rate" old Wrigleys advert, became..

"Lets move before they raise the fucking rate"

and

"with woodchip on the wall" Pulp, became

"with bullshit on the wall.."

I just think she's got a dirty mouth!

My DSis when she was about ten:

an' a whole gram ham, an inch ja rah rah,
just to tell you once again......i'm BAD

rrrofl - STILL!!

DP only realised very recently that Neil Diamond is singing 'forever in blue jeans' not 'Reverand Blue Jeans' - have this image of be-denimed vicar with cowboy boots on!

Madonna La Isla Bonita (or whatever it is called) - "Chocolate goolies, Island Breeze" - I used to sing that for years until someone corrected me and told me it was "Tropical the island breeze"

Also Sister Sledge "You give me love and a Femidom" and I STILL think these are the lyrics now. Does anyone know how the real words go?!!

i always thought femidom was right lyric too!! and can never quite work out what it really is...