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(For OBM, and any other fans) Georgette Heyer Appreciation Society

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wombling · 16/01/2008 11:38

Thought it was a good idea to start this lw, so we stopped cluttering up the Austen Thread (thanks onebatmother, for the suggestion). But I have only just managed to get around to it, so is there anyone else out there who is keen?

What are your favourites, I love These Old Shades, Devils Cub, The Grand Sophy and Venetia. I also managed to discover a historical novel I didn't know wbout "The Great Roxhythe", unfortunately out of print. When googling, I also managed to find www.georgetteheyer.com, which is a mine of info I didn't know about, esp about her modern novels.

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slayerette · 20/01/2008 17:00

But...but...this is Lord Percy's card! Never tell me that I missed his call! And with That Woman Miss Rosa in the house ready to pour her tragic tale in his darling ears and try to foist her base-born child upon my Love!

onebatmother · 20/01/2008 17:34

am called away by little darlings and work and also have to read GH as am at limit of my recall now.
I will be back

Issy · 20/01/2008 22:24

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theyoungvisiter · 20/01/2008 22:27

what bliss, I have instituted Cotillion as my breast-feeding book.

La, I say to DS, i'faith I am quite done up. Will you take a dish of rataffia with me?

No answer, just slurping. Tcha, modern youth. No graces.

Issy · 20/01/2008 22:27

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MrsTweedy · 20/01/2008 22:28

It was Byron; he sprinkled it on his food while Vinegar Lady actually tried to drink it (I remembered that much)

theyoungvisiter · 20/01/2008 22:30

[scuttles off to change name to "BarqueOfFrailty"

BarqueOfFrailty · 20/01/2008 22:34

Voila.

I vow I shall be the on-dit of all the town with this prodigious fine new moniker.

onebatmother · 20/01/2008 22:48

on-dit! And prodigious!
deep, deep sigh.

RosaLuxOnTheBrightSideOfLife · 21/01/2008 00:19

Foist my baseborn child upon him. What can you mean, Miss Slayerette? My darling little Percival may not be born in wedlock but he is the very Image of his Father as all who have laid eyes upon him can attest. Indeed, madam, I have endured too much already. A gently nurtured young lady, sadly Deceived by the Man she trusted in as her Protector and who proved to be Falser than the most black-hearted villain to be met with in the pages of a French Novel. Alas, alas what is to become of me and my precious Percival? My honour irrevocably lost, the doors of my family home shut to me forever, repudiated by my noble father the Earl of Upright. It seems I have no choice but to starve.
Beware, Miss Slayerette, lest you meet a like fate to mine. Lord Percy will play you false.

onebatmother · 21/01/2008 08:01

Your father the Earl?

My dear, do come into the drawing-room, and bring the adorable young percival with you!

RosaLuxOnTheBrightSideOfLife · 21/01/2008 14:59

I doubt you are toadeating me Mrs Bat. It will avail you naught, my father the Earl and my dear mother the Countess of Upright have Cast me Off completely. I may perish in the gutter for all they care. It is no use, my only hope is to become the light of love of some Gentleman of Quality who will set me up in my own Establishment. Preferably a nobleman who can afford to present me with a phaeton and a pair matched ponies to drive in the Park. Of course, it will be terribly degrading for the daughter of an Earl to set herself up as a Barque of Frailty, but given my own box at the Opera and sufficient Gowns and Jewels, I should endeavour to Accustom myself to my new Station in life.

slayerette · 21/01/2008 16:12
slayerette · 21/01/2008 16:14

A bit of poetry for Miss Rosa!

The Ruined Maid a poem by Thomas Hardy

"O 'Melia, my dear, this does everything crown!
Who could have supposed I should meet you in Town?
And whence such fair garments, such prosperi-ty?"
"O didn't you know I'd been ruined?" said she.

"You left us in tatters, without shoes or socks,
Tired of digging potatoes, and spudding up docks;
And now you've gay bracelets and bright feathers three!"
"Yes: that's how we dress when we're ruined," said she.

-"At home in the barton you said 'thee' and 'thou,'
And 'thik oon,' and 'theäs oon,' and 't'other'; but now
Your talking quite fits 'ee for high compa-ny!"
"Some polish is gained with one's ruin," said she.

"Your hands were like paws then, your face blue and bleak
But now I'm bewitched by your delicate cheek,
And your little gloves fit as on any la-dy!"
"We never do work when we're ruined," said she.

"You used to call home-life a hag-ridden dream,
And you'd sigh, and you'd sock; but at present you seem
To know not of megrims or melancho-ly!"
"True. One's pretty lively when ruined," said she.

"I wish I had feathers, a fine sweeping gown,
And a delicate face, and could strut about Town!"
"My dear a raw country girl, such as you be,
Cannot quite expect that. You ain't ruined," said she.

onebatmother · 21/01/2008 18:38

My dears! You cannot guess! There has been such a Scandal in Town today!

Lord Percival has been called out! He meets with My Lord Vapid tomorrow, at dawn.

You know Edward Vapid - he is a swell of the very first stare. He has been hopeful of Miss Trot this last twelvemonth, and though she has been notoriously picksome, the deal was all but done.

But it is off! He has discovered that Lord Percival has been telling Miss Trot his usual faradiddles, so familiar to our Dear Miss Rosa. In short - as she had barely an ounce of steel in her - the lady is ruined.

My Lord Vapid - maddened by a raging jealousy - has become quite dicked in the nob! He has vowed to tip Percival into his grave, and he will do it, I'm certain! He has already popped Ghosty's cork in a most determined manner.

Miss Rosa, are you ill? You look as queer as Dick's hatband! And Miss Slayerette, you too look done to a cow's thumb!

onebatmother · 21/01/2008 18:40

O-kay... Who will step up as Lord Percival Ghosty?

slayerette · 21/01/2008 18:43

I don't know where to begin in my admiration of the language!

onebatmother · 21/01/2008 19:03

with thanks to Issy for her glossary!

Nightynight · 21/01/2008 19:07

hey! the Vinegar lady was in Arabella. It was her godmother, surely?

I think in Georgette Heyerisms, but usually manage to stop myself saying them.

onebatmother · 21/01/2008 19:12

Where are you Ghosty?

SalVolatile · 21/01/2008 21:35

I'faith, Mrs Bat, I spoke too soon. The disastrous quarrel at my gaming tables! T'was all due to Lord Vapid being in his cups, and making such lewd remarks about Miss Ghosty as could not be borne! 'Deed, 'twas vastly noble to see that notoroius Rake, Sir Percy, spring to his sister's defence in such a glallant manner!! T'was no good, the faro table upended and a cup of my best claret flung in his face! And for what? Miss Rosa is to shelter with me and my nieces - were she to find a passion for play at the tables t'would be no mean thing, for it would take her mind off her sorrows. As for Miss Trot, her face, her ankle, her smile may be bewitching, but her voice is too redolent of the stables for Mayfair - I feel sure that Covent Garden and a life on the common Stage awaits!!!!

I hope the duel may be averted, for no good will come off it, and I have the privacy of my little establishment to consider....perhaps you could distract Lord Vapid at Almacks tonight in the (whispers) disabling manner you learned from You-Know-Who?

onebatmother · 21/01/2008 21:47

oh, excellent, Miss Volatile, in every respect!

wombling · 21/01/2008 22:00

Pon rep, my dears, you have been busy while I have been away to town. I am fair fagged to death by my journey, so I must away to my bed before I make a cake of oneself. Be sure to regale me with all the latest on dit about that dreadful rake, Sir Percival and Miss Rosa on the morrow.

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RosaLuxOnTheBrightSideOfLife · 21/01/2008 22:04

Lud, Miss Volatile, do you think I have it in me to become one of Faro's Daughters? I most willingly accept your offer to form part of your exclusive establishment, for I hear it is no mean Gaming Hell, but all the go among swells of the first stare. Indeed, I am told that Mr Brummell himself has been seen at your tables, and that is a recommendation indeed.
I am sorry to say that the on-dit that Mrs Bat related did not surprise me in the slightest, nor should it have you, for the callous way in which Lord Percy has given me a slip on the shoulder must have made you aware that he is shockingly loose in the haft, and indeed it is my belief that he is a regular rake. Furthermore it is well known that his pockets are to let, and if he does not get riveted to an heiress, he will be in the basket.
Miss Slayerette, I congratulate you on your escape from a situation which could not but have ended in disaster for you.

onebatmother · 21/01/2008 22:39

Omniscient narrator whispers, "Miss Rosa, keep your wits about you!"

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