I’ve lived and worked all over, I’m a mixture of all the parts I’ve collected. The crazier the better for me. After a while it all seems normal and starts to make sense.
South East Asia. Santa drove past me on a 1950s motorbike, in July, 50 degrees, in a country that doesn’t have Christmas.
Vietnam, cross the road by walking out into the traffic. Always drive on a random side of the road and put a family of six plus dog with paws up on handles on a motorbike.
Japan, karaoke taken very seriously. The school girl style thing and vending machines for underwear
Morocco, incredible amount of charity towards each other, kids not rude to others who are poor, so kind to each other, men standing around motorbikes in dark alleys at night are respectable groups of friends having a coffee who will immediately jump to the assistance of old ladies carrying shopping
California, the cheery Hey how are you from every other human and the only normal answer is awesome. Sun every day. Everyone has a pool. No one thinks this is unusual.
New York, people talking to God, loudly, walking down the street, me being told to use the f word in every sentence girlfriend. It’s impossible to sleep.
Mexico, did my male friend want to swap me for a donkey. A donkey spray painted black and white so tourists could pay to have their photo taken with a zebra.
France, how can they eat so much and not be fat. Christmas Day is Christmas Eve, contacting anyone on a Sunday is unthinkable. Restaurants closed at lunchtime, everything closed on Sunday.
Southern American states, Yes Ma’am, thank you Ma’am:)
India, trying to put me in Bollywood movies.
Cambodia, the response of hideous shock when I showed beautiful local woman the magic of spray tan
Italy, grown men and their Mammas and again, how are these beautiful people not huge
Botswana, random farm animals at my feet on public transport, people sit in layers, on strangers laps and passing me 20kg sacks of onions to hold.
My favorite thing is that the poorer a country or place, the more generous and welcoming the people are. The kindness is incredible.