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What meal made your heart sink as a child

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lemisscared · 05/11/2014 17:29

For me i think it was mince and potatoes. The mince was from a tin ffs!! With tinned peas and carrots.

My mum used to make me eat this and i would gag and cry! Oh and fucking ready brek as i would get pneumonia if i didn't eat it - boak

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Hairylegs47 · 06/11/2014 08:58

Late to the thread, but here's mine. My mum didn't believe in Oxo, or Bisto or stock cubes of any description. Her stews were vile. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, stew packs were discovered. Those bits of celery still make me gag. She'd put the Dutch oven on, fill with water add frozen mystery meat, then the frozen stew pack, boil it forever then serve.
I made a casserole at school, I brought it home, said this was the family's first ever casserole, not so says she. She makes it all the time, but it's called STEW! I almost said 'But this tastes good'.

New Years broth was my next meal that made my heart sink. Mixed dried pulses with the old turkey carcass. At least the carcass gave a bit if flavour.

Hairylegs47 · 06/11/2014 09:02

I loved my school dinners though, Blush they actually tasted of something! AND we got a pudding!! We never had pudding in our house.

MrsCosmopilite · 06/11/2014 09:04

Stuffed marrow. We had an allotment so it was a way to grow and eat veg we'd not normally have.
Unfortunately it was really watery, and stuffed with mince.
My mum was a great baker but stuffed marrow was not one of her specialities.

I also have dire memories of school dinners - mashed potato from an ice-cream scoop; it always smelled like sweaty socks and it always had lumps in it. Fatty gravy, stinky fish, and cold lumpy custard with the skin on.

minkymuskyslyoldstoaty · 06/11/2014 09:06

cod in parsley sauce with mash and green beans.

hate parsley, hate mulchy fish.

minkymuskyslyoldstoaty · 06/11/2014 09:12

lol having read the thread I see many of us have these in common

the cod in a bag
pilchards on toast
paste sandwiches.
corn beef hash
yellow smoked haddock
white sauce with alot of stuff

i am early 40's.

flashnorman · 06/11/2014 09:18

Mince & tatties for me too. They still make it now & I heave when I smell it!

Placeinthesun · 06/11/2014 09:22

Tongue (in the tongue press.... Yuk), roast lamb, liver, kidneys , sausages, mash and any form of cabbage. I give up all meat at 14 and never miss it! Natural vegetarian I think!

LeMousquetaireAnonyme · 06/11/2014 09:22

liver and cauliflower
good for us because of vit A rather have carrots...

losthermind · 06/11/2014 09:25

Cornflakes with warm milk
Boil in a bag spaghetti Bolognese
Heinz ravioli
Mulagatawny soup
Liver
Angel delight
Rice pudding

TractorTedMum · 06/11/2014 10:01

With all the yuck stuff Mum gave us we never had liver or kidneys. She refused to cook kidneys as she said it would stink the house out with the smell of piss! Its only since I've lived with dp that we eat liver. His Mum used to cook it to Clarks shoes grade! Its actually a favorite dinner of my kids Confused here, I flash fry it and don't allow it get tough. Its actually really nice if done right.

There is a scientific reason why kids don't like cabbage, the dreaded cauliflower etc. Its because they do taste bitter as a pp said, they're part of the Brassica group. Your taste buds aren't developed enough as a child so they taste horrible and not a bit nice. Now won't you all sleep better knowing that bit of shite and useless information Wink

LadyBaelish · 06/11/2014 10:01

Sausagemeat plait. Sausage meat mixed with ketchup and onions that were somehow always still crunchy after cooking, in soggy pastry with a wonky plaited top. I don't know what possessed my Mum to keep making it as she's a great cook 95% of the time! I'll have to ask her if she still makes it, hopefully she won't think I want it and make it next time we go round!

redexpat · 06/11/2014 10:15

Liver and bacon.

SDTGisASpookyWoooolefGenius · 06/11/2014 10:17

Not a meal, as such, but sometimes, as a treat, mum used to make Cheese Bread - I don't know if it is a proper, yeasted bread, or some sort of cheesy, savoury tealoaf/cake thing, but I really disliked it. It wasn't cheesy enough to make up for the really odd texture it had - sort of tough and slightly greasy.

Dawndonnaagain · 06/11/2014 10:21

Tomates con huevos. Universally known as sick on toast!

DM would scramble eggs then add a tin of tomatoes to the mixture, stir it through and serve it on toast. The toast would be soggy and the mixture looked as though someone had thrown up on the toast, I kid you not. Makes me feel sick even now and I don't think I've eaten it for forty years!

Doubtfuldaphne · 06/11/2014 10:25

I just remember the over boiled potatoes, soggy cabbage and tasteless stews.
I don't remember any other dinners my mum made apart from the Sunday roast.
When I left home I discovered all the foods i missed out on and wondered why my mum never did any of them.

wildstrawberryplace · 06/11/2014 10:28

Pasta shells with watery, not tomato-ey bolognese sauce or with tuna, cheese and sweetcorn.

To this day I never buy pasta shells as they depress me. Rigatoni/penne/fusilli etc all fine though.

velocity1 · 06/11/2014 10:42

Spam sandwiches, made with flabby white sliced bread and cheap margarine, occasionally with a sprinkling of fag ash..my stepdads mum made it every time we went there for tea, horrible.

scissy · 06/11/2014 10:43

Liver and onions. My mum used to give it to us so we wouldn't be deficient in iron (and I think my dad liked it). I still hate liver...

WitchyLeaks · 06/11/2014 10:45

Boiled bacon and cabbage

Bumpsadaisie · 06/11/2014 10:58

Lots of people saying their mums are great cooks and wondering how, this being so, they managed to served up all this awful stuff - think the answer is the 80s/90s food revolution! Our mothers have come on a massive journey food wise, much more radical than the one we are on.

I was a little kid in the 70s. We had reconstituted frozen "turkey roll" for sunday lunch (why?why?why? Surely a normal roasting joint would have been nicer!), arctic roll for pudding, angel delight, a very yummy but bizarre supper called "ham pipes" (slippy ham rolled into a pipe with cottage cheese inside, served with new pots and 1970s salad; round lettuce, cucumber, tomato, boiled egg and salad cream!). Mum used to eat small tins of weight watchers soup for her lunch and if it was someone's birthday they bought, as a treat, a glass bottle of Del Monte concentrated orange juice.

My little sister was a kid in the 80s. By that time my mother had cottoned on to the food revolution. The days of reconstituted meat and arctic roll were OVER. We were now a wholefood and pulses eating family! Her wholemeal loaves were good for making walls out of. She made nut roasts, we ate wholewheat pasta (aargh!) and even fresh tagiatelle with a kind of gloopy tomato and lentil (lentil??! who puts lentils with pasta?) sauce. But her piece de resistance was gloopy green lentil curry with, you guessed it, a hard boiled egg sitting on top.

By the 90s though she had worked through this phase and she had settled down pretty much into the excellent "modern european cook with a sideline in ethnic tagines and curries" that she now is.

Bless you mother, all is forgiven. Grin

ClawHandsIfYouBelieveInFreaks · 06/11/2014 11:02

Grin at Ham Pipes! Nearly as appetizing as Fanny Craddock's Banana Candles

ScreamEggsAndHam · 06/11/2014 11:04

Liver and onions. Boak.

RaptorInaPorkPieHat · 06/11/2014 11:16

Spam fritters. I was alone in my hatred of them, my brothers still see them as a massive treat.

And mince and mash. Not the mince and mash with onion gravy and veggies, the mince and mash that we would get on a Friday evening once in a while when money was short and all mum could afford until dad brought his pay packet home was the mince, which was cooked with nothing else but an oxo cube. I never went hungry........... but I don't miss the 70's Grin

Corestrategy · 06/11/2014 11:19

I'd forgotten about pork chops. They were awful. Lamb chops were pretty bad too but at least you could put mint sauce on them. I'm actually feeling queasy writing this.

ThomasLynn · 06/11/2014 11:21

Moroccan lamb.

It's hard to put my finger on it- my mum is an incredible cook, so it stands to reason the lamb was good, too.
I think it was the way the gravy leaked into the couscous and made it go all funny.
Or the way the house smelled of Moroccan Lamb for days after.

I don't like my food to touch, and I hate smelling my food after I've eaten it. Shudder.