So DW and I have been paying our council tax here religiously for the last god-knows-how-many years. We still send the cheque and the payment slip.
One month earlier this year we were a bit late sending it in. And I don't mean totally taking-the-piss late, I mean a few days.
We got a nasty letter.
And I mean a nasty letter.
I phoned them up, spat my vituperation down the line and told them the cheque was already in the post and that it wouldn't hurt them to be a little more patient. The girl on the other end of the line was actually pretty defensive and mouthy, but I let it go.
We sent off our July, August, September, October and November council tax payments on time with no problems.
In December we were a few days late again. A few days. Literally. Partly thanks to our busy lives and partly thanks to the post. You know how it is in December.
This time we got a really, really nasty letter, saying we had lost the right to pay in instalments as we had "remained in arrears" - and threatening a summons.
Let's just run that one past you again...
A fucking summons.
Because they had looked at June, and they had looked at December, and they had concluded that the "arrears" were continuous, rather than discrete.
I'll tell you what I did next if anyone is interested. But first of all I want to know if we are alone in having such twats as public servants, or if our Council is just typical...