For the love of God Yawn, get a fucking grip!
You are being so DEEPLY unprofessional slagging Virgin Atlantic off publicly. By all means complain in the strongest terms but do ir properly.
Stop lying about your "wealth". The reason you are hysterical is because you know full well that neither you or Scotbot had the money to sort out a flight. I could stick £20k on a credit card right now (not a brag - it's just a fact) if there was an emergency and sort it out before the payment was due.
Your true colours are showing through.