botwatch 82!! The latest thread in a very long series about the deceptions practised by mlms. Unbelievably people are still being hooked in by these schemes where 97 of those who join lose money?

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I haven’t watched the M&S shopping spree all the way through but I can imagine he just wants to do one thing in his spare time that isn’t shared. He’s just a prop in the fictional tale of her charmed life. Not just a visual prop but also an income prop. I don’t think I know anyone with a partner who’d put up with that. My DH wouldn’t.

It must be especially galling to be a performing seal now that the money has run dry and the humiliation isn’t even producing minimum wage level money. But a “shopping spree” video is too good an opportunity to pass up, even if the reality is that Mr Yawn is buying a pair of socks and a melon to ram into her income claiming gob.

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I know! Why does he go along with it?
Maybe it's just not worth the grief if he says No.

Personally, I think he needs to fucking grow a pair

No posts from Weird Willy now for 3 months.
What do we think he's doing with his life these days?

Mrs Stickman commented on Yawn’s making a desperate wish post. Ominously Yawn mentions that she needs to “catch up”. Mrs Stickman has her own independent ( of MLM) business nowadays. I doubt she will fall for the con again.
On a separate note there is actually a real Mr Stickman in Yawnsville. He’s a bit of a local celebrity who walks around barefoot balancing a branch on his head. DS reliably tells me he is very good at pool and signs himself S. Tree on the blackboard in the pub he frequents.
It made me smile when I first came across him.
He is defo not involved with FL though.

@judgementfail he’s either

1. in serious financial trouble and will pop up on the Insolvency Register again soon
2. the family court has told him he needs to stop dicking about online and fulfil the requirements set down
3. his family has persuaded him to put his expensive education to proper use and he’s got a proper job
4. he’s returned to his family’s mini stately home to run residential coaching in the style of Castle and Fierce and will emerge soon with new dungarees and a new website saying the same as the old one
5. can’t think of anything else but I’d say 1) and 2) are most likely.

Or he was alerted to these threads and is so embarrassed he’s rolled into a ball of cringe

@Spongebobette I suspect he has an unusually high cringe threshold!

Meanwhile over on Yawn’s stories she’s being VERY creative with what she claims is ‘the view from the back of her house’ and ‘literally outside her back gate’. The scene is rolling countryside and not a single 1960s bungalow to be seen which is what Streetview shows.

For someone who lies so regularly she really ought to be better at it, it takes very little to see that she lives on a fast A road with a cluster of aforementioned bungalows very close to the back of her rather rundown house and a major motorway in spitting distance. This is not a criticism of anyone’s house or location, it’s a criticism of the constant misleading rubbish used to back up the big lie she’s telling people, that their health, wealth and happiness is safe with FLP.

She’s not mentioned a 6 figure income, being debt free etc for a while

and shopping in M&S for clothes is not a sign of a millionaire lifestyle

She'll be doing shein clothing haul vids next 🤣🤣 also noticed her tiktok numbers in terms of followers has completely stalled. She's obviously stopped buying them.

Yawn has defo lost the plot. Slightly cryptic post about not competing with other flowers.

Rather inflammatory post, shades of Castle just before she was kicked out.

For someone who incessantly bangs on about the team she is becoming so I, I, I.

I've been keeping a look out for Uber this weekend 🤣🤣 she's been on the beach but I wasn't there 😅 haven't seen any FL pop up stands...

It looked as though she had been crying in the "photo with the boss". Why feel the need to document a bollocking? It's odd as are her last few posts. You only post stuff like that when things are shit and life is against you.

Also the position of the boss’s fist is a little subliminal.

Yep that's a good observation and also her need for validation from the top in the form of still being seen with the top dog almost as though she's saying "I'm.still relevant, LOOK AT ME". It must be exhausting

Looks a bit like they've photoshopped the knife in his hand out as he stabs Yawn in the back.

Also, how ridiculous does she look with that buttercup in the flower post. She must spend hours thinking up these daft posts.

If any of you are looking for aspirational content then Yawn has a video of her doing some fairly extensive poo-picking in the ‘gardens’ of her palatial home. Perhaps this is her modelling being a relateable human being?

My advice is to poo-pick every day in your many pockets of time, outside your 10 hour working week, so that it doesn’t required a massive black bag to contain it all. Yawn dragging a massive sack of shit behind her has to be a metaphor for something FLP related.

@YouOKHun 😂😂😂, couldn't agree more with the advice and the analogy

I thought he was making an obscene gesture! But I would think that, wouldn’t I… 🤭

Mr Scampoloupos is using mime to illustrate events of last week when FLP’s Compliance Bot phoned him in a panic to ask if he’d endorsed Yawn’s massive income claims. No, replied Mr Scampoloupos, it’s nothing to do with me. It’s all her own work, you should come down hard on her, but leave me out of it’.

Her garden must smell disgusting

As the owner of hounds, nor saying what or how many as yawn and freaks will find me but l poo pich 3 to 4 times a day, 'A DAY' don't be a dirty bitch yawn. Pick your poo..dirty gurty

I wonder if Yawn has signed up to be a turdmonger to fill up her ever-expanding nooks and crannies of time? What if she’s supplying dog shit to one of those companies from which you can order a box of ordure to be posted to the object of your desire, or ire (I suppose one shit fits all …)? Some people like that sort of thing. Here’s one such company I googled earlier:

https://www.shitexpress.com/

She could upsell her dog’s doings if she decorated them with Frenchic paint and gold leaf rather than just dumping them in a bag.

Doggie-Business-in-a-box. It reminds me of something recently launched to great fanfare which, it turns out, is a bit shit as well @BSintolerant

Or actually @BSintolerant, perhaps she is departing from the local vernacular and will be replacing the thatch with a special recipe wattle and daub (I know it’s usually reserved for walls). This will be a mixture of the contents of that sack, garage qualified aloe Vera, French Chic™️ and the tears of her downlines.

Obviously it’s a job for Mr Yawn in his new M&S Hazmat suit. It should form a watertight bond and cost less than a re-thatch, though obviously on a very hot day it will be quite testing to be within a mile of the house.

@YouOKHun 🤣🤣

In Yawn’s fevered imagination there’s nothing within a mile of the mouldy thatch so if she were to fill her nooks and crannies with the evil mixture you’ve described she’ll be able to fly under the radar of Environmental Health. Obviously she won’t be flying with VA again! 🤣

Speaking of flying, I wonder if Yawn’s recent passive-aggressive posts might be the result of Virgin Atlantic’s legal department firing her a warning shot? I’m not saying this has happened: it’s just a theory.

I suspect VA’s legal team may have written to her to ask her to remove her potentially libellous Facebook posts. Forever Living would have been copied into that correspondence too. These letters usually ask the recipient to sign an undertaking to confirm that they’ve removed the offending post, and to confirm they will not post potentially libellous statements ever again, or court proceedings will follow. Letters like this are usually accompanied by a bill for legal costs incurred for producing the letter and undertaking, which Yawn would have to pay. Just my theory, but it could explain the nature of Yawn’s recent, somewhat restrained posts where you know she’s had a bollocking but she’s too ashamed, or frightened of the consequences if she says too much.