botwatch 82!! The latest thread in a very long series about the deceptions practised by mlms. Unbelievably people are still being hooked in by these schemes where 97 of those who join lose money?

[Spongebobette]

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Boot open is hiding number plate. Then a quick Google gives you the age of the car...
Can't be letting the truth out can we.

If anyone knows what her private reg was a quick gov.uk MOT Check will show what car it's on.

Scotbot is doing one of those engagement posts every day - on page 1 of the bots’ social media manual

where did we first meet?
give me an idea for dinner?

@YouOKHun totally agree. It's the misrepresentation of what she has and what's attainable for others which is the issue here, not the modest car.

I really think times must be tough for her - there's been no display of luxurious living at all beyond the presumably high cost of running her pet zoo and whatever the mortgage/insurance must be on that house.

No holidays, gigs, shopping sprees. The two fancy cars have gone. I'm not fooled by the faux designer brooch she sticks on everything.

But it's ok - collagen is the new get rich quick fix 🙄

If definitely had FLP in it but I'm guessing that might have been cashed in for a few quid too.

Aside from anything else, Yawn’s nails desperately need in fills - are times really too hard to even get that done?

Which got me thinking - no one has been sharing details of what they bought with their bonuses have they?

A quick search found me the perfect numberplate for Yawn, or in fact any of our regulars featured on these threads.

Any guesses what the new groundbreaking skin thing might be? I know it'll be shite but 2jags has said it's not all hype, whilst hyping it up. 🤣🤣🤣

I'm assuming that yawns new thing to photo shop is her chin. It's so obvious. I just don't get it. Just be happy with who you are!! And this constant 'new me, new way of life' rubbish. Honestly yawn dear give it a rest. The constant need to be adored, to be validated, to be told you are a success, to constantly bang on my life is better than yours, my husband is hotter than yours, my house is better me me me me me me me me. Just stop being so bloody needy, oh and get your manky thatch sorted, its giving me ocd.

Yawn is now claiming that her chronic back pain has been “cured” by taking collagen over the last two years. So nothing to do with losing over 6 stone in weight.

So much crap is claimed about collagen supplements. However you dress it up it is just a source of amino acids that is broken down and absorbed to be used by the body in repairs. It can’t be targeted at your face. Studies show that it’s likely that the other vitamins and minerals included in the gloop are probably responsible for any improvement.

I'll hot foot it over and buy her expensive collegen gloop for my husbands cracked vertebrae. I'm sure that's the cure!!

Hahaha haha just had a whole group of Mums telling me how great herbalife is and I could lose loads of weight if I use it and make 40k per month. Ffs.

How did you respond to their batshit claims @QueenOfTheEntireFuckingUniverse ?

Told them it's all crap. They weren't happy but I refuse to let them tell the other mum here (who's susceptible to that kind of thing) that it's worth wasting her money on.

I see Yawn's income claims are ballooning.
Manager is £2000-2500 a month, apparently.
Until they realised that making illegal income claims at corporate level was perhaps too much, FLP used to claim it equated to a monthly income of £800-2000.
My botted ex was a 'manager' for over 5 years and I challenged her over this. She defended herself by saying she had had at least two £800 months, so it wasn't an outright lie 🙄 (and remember, this is before the hundreds in monthly expenses were taken into account).

MLMs and their mouthpieces shy away from the word “typical” which is a shame because if they were forced to only cite typical examples of earnings there would be a lot less damage done. The bots now think that if they cite what’s possible rather than what’s probable then they are not technically lying. Mentioning any amount “a month” implies a regular/constant/consistent earning capacity and that is very enticing right now, but it’s a lie, especially when Bots like Yawn can’t achieve this on a consistent basis either.

Yawn is really getting out of hand. Where is FLP in all this? Next month is the MLM conference where Truth in Ad will be discussing their income claim findings. As a result of their findings specifically about FLP they wrote to Compliance at FLP who then made all the right noises and distanced themselves from their bots’ claims (Yawn featured on their list of examples), yet it continues. In fact the lies are stepping up as FLP puts more pressure on the likes of Yawn.

The result is people getting hooked into a scam, hanging in there in the hope that this month it will all come together while their families pay the price of having a loved one trapped in a cash leeching cult.

Headband Bot is quickly going to the top of the Idiot Parents Leaderboard. She is constantly using her young child for engagement meaning multiple images of him along with other key details are freely available for anyone to see on FB and for the wrong person to piece together. Today he’s going on a school trip (she’s going too 🙄) and she’s helpfully told anyone who may be interested exactly where his class will be.

I’m sure the venue was safe and well run but I doubt the school wants too much information out there or other parents who choose to keep their own children’s information out of the public domain. I think a thirty minute talk from a CEOP employee about the implications of being a Sharent wouldn’t go amiss for a few of these bots, including the ones who are some of the worst offenders despite being former police (which you would have thought would make you risk aware).

Also Headband's video of her child in his car seat with his coat on and the straps not over his shoulders properly. I know she wasn't driving at the time but she clearly either had been or was about to.

Yawn’s new “business partner” is a would be coach who last year lost a lot of weight. I’ve looked at her info and she made no claims that any product or particular regime had a part to play in her weight loss when she posted about it in August 2023 and no product has been mentioned since. Now she has gone over to the dark side and got herself tangled up with Yawn, let’s see how long it is before FLP is intimated as the reason behind her weight loss (either by her rearranging her story or by Yawn simply lying about it).

What the blazes is all this 'x days to exciting skincare thing' they're all suddenly bleating about? The word 'affiliate' keeps cropping up...

@dickiedavisthunderthighs yes, it was the word ‘affiliate’ that was bothering me. Perhaps FLP is going to try covering up the scam by insisting on using a different vocabulary? Or maybe they’re about to try and do things differently? It’s probably just mindless copy and paste. I can’t imagine them easily turning the MLM juggernaut around to do things differently!

Collagen takes away pain now? The claims are getting ridic

Yes I saw those claims @Spongebobette, blatant lies. Another blatant lie is FLP UK’s claim that there were over 20,000 FBOs at their GR. Someone could be forgiven for thinking FLP U.K. was a safe bet if they have so many FBOs all flying in to attend…misleading.

Some brave soul has outright asked headband for proof of her pain claim.

Yawn making out that her life is "insane" because she spent a few nights at an airport hotel in Dehli, big deal Yawn, the cabin crew of the airline that you bad mouthed on social media get a far better deal than that. I know for a fact that TUI cabin crew get basic pay and then flight pay on top of that, the flight pay runs 24 hours a day from the moment you leave the UK until you return, so you get paid for sleeping which on top of your basic pay adds up to a very tidy sum each month, you can imagine it's very lucrative, plus sick pay, holiday pay and benefits........beat that Yawn, oh except you can't can you?