They should ask Salon to deliver the training on drop shipping as she always claimed that’s what Nutonic was. But she may be too busy with her Choc Chicken Cartilage shake these days.
I think your ideas for additions to the curriculum at Scamversity are very useful @Twentytwentyhindsight and I would like to add the following:
Marketing:
How to appear relatable by clasping a giant mug.
Why mad-eyed smiley photos will sell your business
Why a high kicking gusset shot is inspiring
Children - they sell themselves - guide to using your children as content
False kindness and concern - how to position your critics as jealous and sad haters who you’re worried about.
Utilising someone else’s hard graft and success to obscure your own failings - a Master Class from Castle
hastag BeKind: repelling anything less than positive with the simple BeKind defence
Charity - how to use it to obscure your own commercial endeavours. Case study: FLP and breast cancer.
Legal and Finance:
Financial monitoring: Looking down the back of the sofa for the odd bit of change.
Speculate to Accumulate: paying yourself by buying all of your own products with your own money and watch it accumulate in your garage and being coached to do it.
Income tax: Use of PayPal to obscure earnings and how to ignore the haterz who say it won’t work.
Income tax: free yourself from it by leaving your J.O.B and just pretending it isn’t a thing.
Directors’ Loans - it’s free money!
Your guide to building a cast iron legal contract using cut and paste and how to manage the trolls who say that what you’ve produced has zero standing.
Managing worthless drop outs from your coaching business by threatening to sue them.
Profit: how to use a series of smoke and mirrors to create a sense of financial success.
Profit: how to make money from your customers’ private data
Profit: how to hang on to it by manoeuvring your customers into believing they have no consumer rights to cancel or refund.
Profit: you’ve just got to really want it and it will flow towards you: case study - Nurse.
Investment: you can’t go wrong with some poorly fitted jackets and a trip to Florida. Investing in yourself is the best thing you can do.