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Eagerly awaiting the start of term at Scamversity - eek!

And those whacky jackets

Their Facebook paid ads said there are three strands you can choose from - MLM, coaching, and product based business (expertise being the planner business). First two were about becoming a millionaire, this one was about building a 6 figure business in a year (or something along those lines, I don't remember which figure it was or the timescale!)

Can either of those clowns claim to be millionaires in terms of pounds sterling (as opposed to CCs)?

Mmm.... From what I found on Companies House, their claims on size of business don't stack up. Surely they realise that people might check their claims?

They rely on their star struck followers not looking too closely at anything

I signed up to emails and got the offer for free freshets week. Clicked through and the week offers 'INSPIRATIONAL TALKS FROM SUPERSTARS!'
Line up:
Ninja-MLM
Castle -MLM
Fierce - MLM
Salon -MLM
Big faced snooker player sounding man - MLM
5 other women based in the US I've never heard of - Facebook informs me All MLM
2 women I've never heard of that can't be found on FB.

So a load of MLMers!

Seeing Salon mentioned I thought I'd have a look at her page for the first time in ages....wow, what has she done to her face, she looks so plastic. In the most recent live she looks as if she's struggling to move any part of her face!

At least she seems a little less hyper and manic these days, presumably there's no amphetamines in the current products 😆

Chicken cartilage does not contain amphetamines as far as I am aware 😬

As I said earlier, they have bugger all to offer outside the world of pyramid schemes MLM.
Actually, if they had anything to offer in MLM, how come all their ex and current downlines aren't making millions after benefitting from years of their mentoring and support?
How fucking deluded can these people be to pay good money for what is obviously old and very frayed rope?

Yes why aren’t the minions rolling in it after the constant training.Looking at you yawn.What professional industry does so much training anyway.
New starters haven’t done their homework before signing up.

Yawns done 2 days of C25K and reckons she's a runner now. She'll be eating trail mix and claiming she's a trail runner next

I run ultra's and my mid week runs very rarely go over 6 miles, I do one long run a week.

25k in that short time frame, for a new runner is asking for either shin splints or a messed up IT band.

@fromdownwest it's couch to 5k she's doing (C25K is the abbreviation), she's running 1 min then walking for 90 seconds and has done the first two sessions. You are deffo a runner, Yawn is not!

Ah, I see! I read it as circa 25k.

That is a great app for getting people moving to be fair, hope she sticks to it.

A few of the trail runners I run with started on that app.

I remember the heydays of FLP when Yawn was able to afford a David Lloyd membership for the 'attraction marketing' photo opportunities it provided.
She promptly added 'gym bunny' to her FB biog. I think it was Roomie's pic from the hotel gym in Dallas that put paid to that particular conceit...

How anyone outside of the MLM world, can listen to these people, sharing the same inane drivel, and get value out of them is beyond me.

Wonder their response, if asked to assist with a business growth model, taking into account seasonal variation, and production line delays.

I think it was Roomie's pic from the hotel gym in Dallas that put paid to that particular conceit...

Please say more about this for those of us who missed it!

Roomie was Yawn's designated 'protégée' at the time of FLP's 2018 Global Rally. As Yawn had qualified for the trip but not for a cheque ((which she kept very quiet), Mr Yawn held the fort at home with the kids while Yawn invited along Roomie as her 'plus one', no doubt hoping to cement the latter's allegiance.
Roomie, however, proved to be a bit of a loose canon and, within a day, had dragged Yawn to a proper gym session at the hotel gym. She posted a post-workout phots of Yawn as a sweaty mess on the floor looking totally unlike the carefully curated pictures her downlines were fed on a diet of- in fact probably unrecognisable, pretty much like the difference between the pictures Yawn currently posts of herself and those put up on the FL events web page last month.
Yawn protested that the pictures were vile and they were soon taken down.
The relationship appears to have deteriorated from then, with a few more 'accidental' pictures of Yawn being posted...
I don't think they're on each other's Xmas card list.

Ahahaha, oh my. Thanks @Twentytwentyhindsight for the backstory.

@fromdownwest If you asked Castle about seasonal variation, she would probably tell you that how much salt and pepper you put in is a matter of personal taste.

Roomie also took a glorious selfie which captured the disturbing reflection of Yawn’s arse in the mirror. Whether this was by accident or design is debatable.

The mirror crack’d from side to side
The lady lies a lot. 🙈🤣

😂

@Mywelshmammy I messaged the person with the non-MLM fledgling business who made the tragically misguided comment about Scamversity and the honesty of its two professors. I thought I’d see how she responded to some referenced facts about the two of them. This was the response…so that’s her fledgling Etsy business over before it’s really begun 🙄:

I signed up for the scamversity emails and got the free freshers week email. With the over use of emojis, capital letters and lots of different fonts it looks just like the scam junk emails I get. Can’t they see that it just makes them look like amateurs! How many professional emails use the word gunna!!

The combination of left align, centre align, upper and lower case, italics in erroneous places triggers me!

Looks like a 6 year old has just discovered a load of new functions on Word!