MLM Bot Watch 66: Missing Messiah and cheap lounge wear

[acatcalledjohn]

As you were.

I thought Rexy was the prince...

Homeschool could play the part of Buttons, as that’s all she ended up with after being made bankrupt.

I’d cast Uber as one of the ugly sisters to free up Yawn to play the part of the pumpkin.

Can I suggest a leased white Range Rover pulled by six beleaguered downlines dressed in matching finery (Perhaps hoodies printed in big fonts with words like “loss babe”?).

How about Bruv as the fairy godmother?

There must be a role for Broke. Maybe Widow Twanky, silent T obviously!

@AlexCabot

There must be a role for Broke. Maybe Widow Twanky, silent T obviously!

Broke could be Baron Hardup.

Imagine some of the songs? “One day my cheque will come ...”

Silent T @AlexCabot

The glass slipper could be a Peloton runner but it could also be just a photo of a pair of Louboutins in a shop window. There will be a massive queue for the role of Baron Hard-up, almost everyone in NWM is method acting for that role. But Broke is ideal for the role, I agree.

What about the pantomime dame that is Wig? Surely Weird Willy gets a look in? Buttons? It’s the role of Prince that’s so hard to cast.

There’s an awful lot of African sounding names on Yawn’s screenshot of the 4CC people

Hmm they could all be in the UK I suppose but I think it’s a sign of the times of teams being built abroad

And claiming they are all ‘earning’ £400+ a month .. I wonder how much after they’ve spent money on personal purchases in order to qualify??

PS nurse does not appear on the lists

Who sued PhD?

It wasn’t me.

I think we as a collective could take the role of the prince. Our job is to take cinders away from her crappy mlm life and bring her back to the real world

PhD getting orgasmic about branding 🤣.I note that she has had a comment on her bucket list post from a certain MALE guru ( Female empowerment right on)

So is phd selling a finance course for £1500 when she is not regulated by the fca? How is she getting around that then?

@YouokHun

The only CBC I’ve seen is Yawn’s at c.£22,600.00

That's a LOT less than previous years.... I wonder what the others were like.

Rexy is the Wizard of Oz.

@Hunbot

I think we as a collective could take the role of the prince. Our job is to take cinders away from her crappy mlm life and bring her back to the real world

No we all need to be in the audience with our biggest loudest boos and hisses!

Bot: "I'm an independent business owner".
Audience: "OH NO YOU'RE NOT!"

@Twentytwentyhindsight

Bot: “I’m not afraid of HMRC - I’ll just do another C9 and turn into a pumpkin!“

(Tax Man emerges from shadows stage left.)

Audience: “He’s behind you!“

Bot: “When is my MLM career going to peak?”

Audience: “It’s behind you”