MLM Bot Watch 64: All I want for Christmas is gloop.

[acatcalledjohn]

New Fred.

Oh I think they are both her orders

@CodenameVillanelle thank you, got it :)

So who are the top FL bots announced on last nights live. I'm trying to piece it together. So far I've got:

1.Uber
2.

1. Castle

4.

1. Uber's mum ()

.....

Oh, and ....
10.Yawn

Hunbot yes I agree, working from home doesn't have the pulling power it used to, most people who are doing it are pretty much sick of it.

I'm presuming manbot and bloodsucker will be in there too.

I thought Token Manbot appeared under the Spanish flag at the last success day (as did Lanzabot)?

I meant Global Rally, not Success Day.

@Teddy1970

Hunbot yes I agree, working from home doesn't have the pulling power it used to, most people who are doing it are pretty much sick of it.

This. I want to see people again. Not on video.

He might have done twenty. Will be interesting to know the top 10.

Welshbot says her team is 4th so think manbot is flying the Spanish flag.

Bloodsuckers must be 2. She and Uber have always been the top 2 in recent years haven't they?

Interesting item on BBC webpage this morning about Milan criminals targeting intstagramer celebs and robbing their homes for the usual goodies.
Boasting about lifestyle is probably not a good idea.I think insurance companies would take a dim view.

Yep, bloodsucker must be 2. Big rivalry between her and Uber for the top spot.

Yawn's BFF is No.13

I always find it odd how some of them like BFF and Uber's mum seem to do very little pushing of the product or recruitment (unlike Yawn who is pushing it 24/7) yet still appear in the Top 20.

I know it's because all the lowly bots are beavering away for nothing but boosting the top bots ranks but it's still odd.

When do they get their bonus cheques?

That's something I don't get either CompleteBarstool Yawn has been recruiting non stop but is only number 10?

For Ubers mum, will it be because uber is her downline?

It sounds like there's also a few different Top 20s for different categories (bit like they have in schools so that everyone gets an award and gets to feel special I guess ).

eg. Castle's BFF is No. 11 largest UK business but is No.1 for "supporting new people in getting started with their own business" (something which I thought Yawn always prided herself on as she's always banging on about it)

@Garliccoriander

Interesting item on BBC webpage this morning about Milan criminals targeting intstagramer celebs and robbing their homes for the usual goodies. Boasting about lifestyle is probably not a good idea.I think insurance companies would take a dim view.

I think any burglar would be sorely disappointed if they went to the effort of breaking in to a bots house and found fuck all due to fake it til you make it!

Exactly this, most of them have f all worth stealing

I think that Yawn's BFF and Uber have an arrangement going on, which might help explain by BFF seems to do so well whilst doing so very little. Uber posted on her wall congratulating her last night, but didn't do the same for Yawn, despite Yawn being Uber's direct downline.

Lots of under the table deals done to protect their positions - Yawn battles to be relevant and stay in the top 10.

Anyone else sick of parks/ prefer summer/ want to move house/ buy a new vacuum/ have a hidden talent/ doing toilet training/ drinking wine???

Anyone???

Signed, desperate for engagement