MLM Bot Watch 64: All I want for Christmas is gloop.

[acatcalledjohn]

New Fred.

Danielle Lloyd is a billy bullshitter, selling exogenous ketones that get you in to ketosis in half an hour (bollocks) whilst still eating carbs (even more bollocks). People like her will do anything to stay relevant and earn the pennies when the demand for z-listers to appear on telly is at an all time low.

But she will likely do well. Semi famous people tend to because of how they brainwash their following with their "perfect" Insta pictures. Gone are the days that youngsters aspire to be good at something. It's all about glamour photo shoots and bagging yourself a wealthy footballer.

Saying that, is Katie Price still hunning? Not heard anything further about her Herbashite (?) shilling.

With FM: Make-up is advertised as Frederico Mahora. I had to google when I saw a lipstick ad in a local group with that name on. As much as the initials match FM, I didn't cotton on without googling.

Katie price was promoting her mate who does 'trading' the other day. I clicked on the mate's insta and it looked very dodge. She was posting screenshots of people saying they had made £30 and £50 trading. Big bucks!!!

FM bots claim that their perfumes are exactly the same as designer perfumes (they’re produced in the same factory - eeeek huns!) but they’re cheaper because the bottles and packaging are different. These claims are horse shit ... or expensive fly spray depending on how good your nose is.

Katie Price - another bankrupt bot. Homeschool’s in rarefied company.

Two members of my extended family are now selling FM and are constantly running raffles and spamming FB. I’ve not been directly asked why I am not buying...yet. Just wait til they do- I’ll be sure to tell them very plainly why I’m not supporting their “bizness”

MLM? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_advice_tips/4141167-Friend-has-asked-what-I-think-to-her-business-idea

@LoopyGremlin

Two members of my extended family are now selling FM and are constantly running raffles and spamming FB. I’ve not been directly asked why I am not buying...yet. Just wait til they do- I’ll be sure to tell them very plainly why I’m not supporting their “bizness”

I’ve got about half a dozen Facebook requests to join FM groups.

There’s one mum Instagramer I follow who started before Christmas and now reckons she’s setting up a limited company for her biz. So frustrating as I messaged her to say what I knew of MLMs. She messaged back saying the usual and now in her mind she’s proved me wrong with the huge team she’s built off the back of her Instagram account.

Ah well, I’ll just wait and watch it all fizzle out. Because it will, no one needs that much ‘perfume’

One of my friends started FM last year and for a short while her SM was full of it. But all gone quiet now and back to normal chatty posts.

Lots of top Inteletravel bots are running away to Jeunesse and taking their downline with them.
Also Danielle Lloyd is getting a telling off from Intele for making claims on her post about ATOL cover and how the pyramid business works.

www.travelmole.com/news_feature.php?news_id=2045804&c=setreg&region=2

And Ex YT Anti MLMer Kimbrleigha (or however you spell it 🙄) is now a Monat Hun. Like we didn’t see that coming a mile off.

Would that be Monat, the shampoo that makes people's hair fall out and is subject to huge legal action in the US?

Just saw that about kimbryleigha. Definitely saw that coming a mile off.

In other news, yawn is being trolled about her amazing hair according to her. Could she love herself any more? Obviously the minions flick to stroke her ego again, and tell her how amazing she is.

Funny how the likes of Yawn are quick to post and seek sympathy and support from their minions about being trolled over their hair, sense of style etc.

You don't see her posting about being trolled for being a scammy con artist or about lying about her income or anything business related (but I bet it happens). It's as if shes scared of any doubts the minions have being reinforced and confirmed.

Yeah funny that

That is so true. She wouldn't dare draw attention to her being a scamming charlatan.

That’s why, when she realised she was being called out on these threads, she never mentioned Mumsnet in case her minions looked and actually read what was being written about her, rather than relying on what she said about it

Yawn has very nice hair to be fair to her

I think it must be at least 75% dry shampoo if she's only washing it every 2 weeks!

Yawn has lovely skin too..

Woman with nice hair and skin tells lies for a living

Yawn has very good filters.

@BSintolerant

Yawn has very good filters.

Ooof.... 😎

Has Sleaze commented on the fact that Trump didn’t ride into the inauguration on a flaming unicorn to save the world yet?

Yawn has a ringlight on her mobile phone plus uses heavy filters on every photo, whilst telling the world that she has such good skin/hair because of the aloe. It's all smoke and mirrors to dupe people into handing over their hard earned cash.