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MLM Bot Watch 64: All I want for Christmas is gloop.

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acatcalledjohn · 13/12/2020 13:14

New Fred.

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funkylittleboatrace · 11/01/2021 21:25

All that training and I dare say she hasn’t even made £20.00 this year!

Teddy1970 · 11/01/2021 21:37

Nurses little boy will be too big for Cbeebies land soon...she could have taken him 10 times over if she hadn't ploughed money in to her bizniz.

ketosavedmylife · 12/01/2021 09:01

@Sforsh49

Nurse thinks it's amazing her team training is free on a Monday night.

I'm on a free three week course at the moment with my actual salaried, pensioned, holiday paid, sickness paid job. I'm paid to be there and also have my travel expenses paid. Amazing....

Could I also point out that there are free Open University courses available to do now on all subjects. I did quite a few during last long lockdown while WFH, subjects to do with education, mostly.
Norma27 · 12/01/2021 10:51

Yawn was coaching one of her victims to 6 figures yesterday apparently. Liar liar pants on fire.

SoosanCarter · 12/01/2021 12:35

She’s posted eight crappy posts in 24 hours.

ketosavedmylife · 12/01/2021 18:06

@Norma27

Yawn was coaching one of her victims to 6 figures yesterday apparently. Liar liar pants on fire.
Damn, I thought they'd stopped with that fantastical "six figure income" bollox Angry.
Sforsh49 · 12/01/2021 19:11

So Yawn has finished her C9 and is a dress size down and "lighter on the scales". No account of how many inches or pounds she's lost this time.

CodenameVillanelle · 12/01/2021 19:12

@Sforsh49

So Yawn has finished her C9 and is a dress size down and "lighter on the scales". No account of how many inches or pounds she's lost this time.
No chance. I'm sure we've worked out before how much she could have lost but I'd say no more than 3lbs of actual fat. To drop a dress size she'd need to lose a stone or more. I lost a stone and a half last year and stayed the same size and I'm about the same size as yawn
leasedaudi3 · 12/01/2021 20:09

Yawn doesn't realise how badly these c9s fuck with her metabolism, especially since she does them so often. I can really mess up your hormones;, food is fuel. I'd imagine that a long period of essentially starving oneself would invoke a binge eating episode at the conclusion of each c9 too. Resulting in weight gain.

I currently wear clear braces and only eat 2-3 meals per day to ensure they're on my teeth for the required 22 hours. I'm used to snacking, so now I'm often so hungry, that when I do eat, I wolf down much larger portions of mains and if available, chocolate, than I ever used to. But I'm still eating a normal amount of daily calories - if I were to starve myself on some bullshit shake diet for 9 days then I'd be wanting to eat everything I laid eyes on, for probably another 9 days until I'd resolve to do another c9.

I'm always a bit disappointed with mums of girls who are constantly dieting - I remember a friend's mum dieting all the time; the mum wasn't hugely overweight, but she definitely affected my friend's self-image- my friend actually became very overweight over the years and which I imagine was due to a messed up attitude to dieting in that households.

leasedaudi3 · 12/01/2021 20:13

Plus I'm pretty sure that a healthy human body can hold between 1-10 lbs of faeces, so really all it takes is a strong coffee if you need to lose 3lbs.

acatcalledjohn · 12/01/2021 21:17

@leasedaudi3

Plus I'm pretty sure that a healthy human body can hold between 1-10 lbs of faeces, so really all it takes is a strong coffee if you need to lose 3lbs.
Law of reaction: Yawn will start shilling for Valentus, Revital U or Organo Gold Grin
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Spongebobette · 13/01/2021 05:54

Are you saying she’s full of shit?

leasedaudi3 · 13/01/2021 08:43

@Spongebobette 😂 😂 😂 i didn't even think of that

CodenameVillanelle · 13/01/2021 11:44

Law of reaction - nurse is posting stories of her kiddo eating fruit labelling it 'healthy snacks'
Fruit is of course better than Macdonald's and perfectly fine as part of a healthy diet but a healthier snack would be something savoury - veggies and cheese or houmous, cheese straws, toast...

funkylittleboatrace · 13/01/2021 11:58

Nurse loves her dish water mince 🤮🤮🤮

Sforsh49 · 13/01/2021 13:28

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funkylittleboatrace · 13/01/2021 13:48

That’s not gravy 😉

acatcalledjohn · 13/01/2021 13:59

What, the dishwater or that chicken dinner in a puddle from yesterday?

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Spongebobette · 13/01/2021 16:34

Boiled mince

🤮

Spongebobette · 13/01/2021 16:36

Are they allowed to say drinking Aloe is ‘helping to support your immune system’. ??!

CodenameVillanelle · 13/01/2021 16:42

@Spongebobette

Boiled mince

🤮

Yes that's not a health claim sadly
CodenameVillanelle · 13/01/2021 16:45

@Spongebobette

Are they allowed to say drinking Aloe is ‘helping to support your immune system’. ??!
Obviously I just quoted the wrong quote!
Spongebobette · 13/01/2021 16:48

Weasel words ‘helping to support’

acatcalledjohn · 13/01/2021 17:46

Boiled mince is definitely not a health claim, nor tasty, nor appetising.

Great misquote Grin

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BSintolerant · 13/01/2021 18:00

My nana used to feed her Jack Russell on boiled mince.