MLM Bot Watch 52: The continuing saga

[Jasmin82]

Continuing on from previous threads.
BBC documentary:
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p076n2hg

www.warwickcourier.co.uk/news/former-rugby-star-ben-cohen-and-strictly-come-dancing-s-kristina-rihanoff-to-join-meal-packing-event-in-warwick-1-9041193

It's not just the free publicity but also the veneer of respectability and credence that articles like this give to this bullshit that really boils my piss.

Nurse has copied & pasted from Yawn but added 75p onto the price of her “free” opportunity... how can you describe something as free and then say it’s £200 in the same sentence?! Baffling.

My campaign will include 90 days of 1 on 1 coaching, a 7 week training course, as well as massive team motivation and support
All of this is FREE, you just need the business starter pack for £199.75 there is no other viable business I know, where you can start for less. So not free then???

@VTechnophobe - It's lazy stuff from the Warwick Courier, they've just recycled FLP's press release.

Did anyone notice a recurring theme? "it's free to attend but (...) we are asking for a £10 donation". cf Yawn & Nurse's 'free' opportunity that only costs £200...

So the bots are expected to fork out to burnish FLP's philanthropic credentials- they really don't miss any chance to fleece them, do they?

So the aloebots are paying for the food and providing free labour whilst the company scoop in and take all the glory and it costs them nada!

@Cacacoisfarraige unlikely - unless the bots were using an offshore umbrella company. More common in the IT contracting world.

Did anyone see the comment on PHD's Instagram photo (generic picture of woman's legs in a bath with a hand holding champagne- quite obvious NOT her). Comment said "looking great!" And PHD responding "thanks!" Totally pretending it was her:

Castle targeting Chiropodists now. No doubt Funeral Directors next, Aloe embalming anyone.

@Jigsawpuzzle where is castle targeting Chiropodist’s? I looked at her FB.

@MLMhun she asked

"Does anyone know a chiropodist in xxxx area pls?"

That's the tactic all the bots used last month when searching for yoga teacher recruits.

No doubt chiropodists will be required to tout the benefits for foot health. Or some shit.

Yes, there are several uses to the "does anyone know a ... in the area".

In some cases, such as this one and the yoga one that @leasedaudi mentions, it's about targeting a specific target audience for recruitment (it means they can fit their spiel to the group before spamming them en masse).

In others, it's part of "I'm considerably richer than you" attraction marketing, along the lines of "does anyone know someone who restores priceless Ming vases in the area?"...

In some cases they ask for electricians to replace a hob that they broke in an Airbnb though 😂

Don’t think Yawn could fool face recognition AI

9 days of aloegloop and Facetune does wonders!

The recommendation requests help stopping Facebook clocking you as a spammer, as they cause interaction with the bots posts, rather than everything being outbound.

@MLMsuperfan interesting!

Yup, many many bots post questions on their FB purely to get some interaction.

I never sacrifice time with my children (Yawn)

..... unless it's during their GCSEs when hubby and I bugger off abroad on a FL brainwashing whoopfest in a conference centre jolly

I notice that Iron Bot has relocated to Ireland, possibly moving in with family. Reading the latest insolvency report on Companies House I am wondering whether her house is being sold to pay off the director’s loan. Of course none of this negativity has made it onto her social media.

Yawn has posted a photo from two days ago alongside a photo from a few months ago to show how much thinner she is. It's just her face and of course her selfie from two days ago was taken by her with flattering angles and she would have taken about 20 to choose the slimmest face one.

The photo was in a shop, in a paint aisle, so likely somewhere like B&Q. So you have a mid forties woman with full slap on and suited and booted taking selfies in the paint aisle.

Just think about it for a minute, it's absolutely ludicrous, who in the world does that kind of thing?

Omg someone needs to comment on how her teeth have improved since last month. It's obviously an old photo before her braces. God I wish I could get a fake Facebook account working

Ah my bad then!

I don't think I see all her photos 😢

It's a terrible photo, it wasn't her photo, someone else took it. The photos she posted on the day made her look 3 stone slimmer than those taken by others.