Bot Watch 50 - watching the mighty fall.

[Whiterangey]

Its forever living's global rally. Watching the top bots collect greatly reduced cheques.

Remember to always check companies house to check if someone in your upline is really earning what they say.

Yawn old cheque on webpage no longer acceptable by banks how about something more recent to entice punters.

Broke is flogging products containing melatonin. Again.

Whatever the opposite of attraction marketing is, that's what Broke does.

For someone who sees himself as on the frontline of fighting 'Pharmageddon', he ain't half keen on plugging controlled pharmaceuticals when it suits him.

I have screenshots of him saying melatonin was OK to give to kids back in the day. They were sent to trading standards, but I never heard anything more.

Interesting to see the mass exodus of bots from Advocare, lots of copied and pasted statuses about how they’re going to write chapter 2 and proud display a new logo on their shirts.

No recruitment blatantly equals no decent income, which we all knew, but interesting to see the bots admit this without actually admitting it.

Melatonin is fine to give to kids but you can only get it in prescription in the UK. It really is amazing at getting kids to sleep.

Kids should be able to fall asleep naturally and shouldn't need something to help. Which is why it is only prescribed to children with conditions where falling asleep is difficult due to a medical condition.

It's very safe as my son has been taking it for years but it's better for children, and adults, to fall asleep naturally.

I’m not entirely sure that Nurse understands what ‘literally’ means. If she does, she’s found the aloe equivalent of the Magic Porridge Pot

Yawn’s BFF reckons the FL MPD is “cheap as chips” for people who want to “Hinch” their homes.

It’s £20 for a litre bottle. Has she never heard of B&M or Home Bargains?

Is Cambridge diet a MLM ? There’s been an annoying advert on tv all day for it, and it seems to be sold by independents.

True, @Whiterangey - but at the time, Broke was offering it off-prescription, and saying that it was fine to give to kids from the age of two 'at parents' discretion', since it was 'natural'.

Yawn BFF shops local apparently, FL isn’t local.
Cambridge is so 80/90s adverts everywhere
If bots won’t take no for an answer isn’t it harassment?

I can remember my mum doing the cambridge diet. Back then it was only milkshakes you drink and no food for a maximum of about 1000 calories a day.

Weightloss was rapid but not sustainable, obviously.

Following the mention of Jamberry, is it still around? I remember it being launched a couple of years ago, but appears to have sunk.

For ages Take a Break had weekly articles about people who had lost (unfeasible) amounts of weight on the Cambridge diet, usually called something like ' my husband has a new wife - and I'm thrilled!
I suspect there was some kind of tie in.

Btw can someone spell out the clues for identifying nursey, I am running against a brick wall! Thanks!

@GimmieTheCoffeeAndNooneDies RE:nurse
She's recently used the hashtag #originhairandbeauty to promote face masks via a friends testimonial. She also shares the surname of a Black Sabbath frontman

Thanks! I should be able to track it down now.

Jamberry was "rescued" by another company called BeneYou... The wraps are still around along with some powder you add to water... And gut health products...

Nurse is planning her business for the next week. The pathos and symbolism of the blank diary pages seems to be lost on her.

Law of Reaction says the next post will be of a page covered in random fluorescent highlighter squiggles...

We have another MN MLM bot - unless you already know her: BAB0484. She’s on this thread defending Younique:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3588715-Younique-and-facebook

Has Yawn's personal page still private for everyone?

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I notice the great push to convince everyone that they have family time.
Not impressed using kids in this manner.

Nurse's blank diary is a bit sad really.

So why do we think castle has moved back?