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MLM Bot Watch 20 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc

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stopfaffing · 28/04/2016 06:20

Bot Watch 19 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etcThread 19
Links to follow...Grin

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Melaw21 · 28/04/2016 17:05

toobusy do thank the cheese eating man of mystery for his input once again, So we shall (as predicted) file "Bill gate loves mlms" under #guff with barefoot louis vuitton then.

Melaw21 · 28/04/2016 17:05

Gates...

Melaw21 · 28/04/2016 17:06

deepfried #ditchthekids

Its what all the good bots do hun.

Melaw21 · 28/04/2016 17:08

Or was it "get rid of the kids"?? either way, the irritating baby negheads will just stop her from flapping like a pigeon. So probs best if she just gets them adopted or something really...

Nolongerconfused · 28/04/2016 17:22

Melaw I hope you took a selfie when you gave that giraffe your sandwich?

Melaw21 · 28/04/2016 17:25

I tried, couldnt get them both in the same image, here is the giraffe about to take the sandwich, and here is me handing it to him #charidee #humble

MLM Bot Watch 20 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc
MLM Bot Watch 20 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc
Nolongerconfused · 28/04/2016 17:28

#superhero #bossbabe #inspired

MLM Bot Watch 20 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc
Melaw21 · 28/04/2016 17:30

omg I knew someone must have got the shot! 💗💗💯💪🏻😊😊

KERALA1 · 28/04/2016 17:33

I have a proper business - what are the ethics of going yet not buying anything and promoting my business to bots?

darceybussell · 28/04/2016 17:42

They'd have no problem flogging Arbonne stuff if it was your party Kerala, I say go for it!!

Melaw21 · 28/04/2016 17:58

Yep, screw ethics! Bots dont do ethics! Fair game really!

Melaw21 · 28/04/2016 17:59

Make sure you drink all the boxed chardonnay and eat all the cheesepuffs too... #winning.

cozietoesie · 28/04/2016 18:01

I'm sensing a great deal of 'humility envy' here this evening. Grin

DeepFriedFlamingo · 28/04/2016 18:02

Might take up MLM just to ditch the kids, would have to give up J.O.B though. My bot pencils in quality family time (I feel really sad for her as she genuinely thinks she's onto a good thing)

Melaw21 · 28/04/2016 18:36

Gonna implant a famous saying from an exemplary Hommetrepeneur Who once graced these forums deepfried!

#Tragicomic.

Cosmiccreepers203 · 28/04/2016 19:16

Hi all. Long time lurker, first time poster. I'm totally horrified by these mlm people and their tactics. I haven't posted before because I was blessedly free of bots. Until...

My cousin, who has no money and is a student, has started interacting on Facebook with a Nuskin bot. How do I stop her getting fully involved? She really can't afford this. I'm seething at all the #workfromyourphone #prettygirlbusinessga g
BTW: is Nuskin the Mean Girls of mlms?

cozietoesie · 28/04/2016 19:43

Welcome to the thread, Cosmic. Smile

CheekySmile · 28/04/2016 20:04

I've seen the quote about "if they could do it all again they'd be involved in network marketing" attributed to Donald Trump which would make sense seeing as he's been at the top of two MLMs.

And he's not the only presidential candidate who has either.

www.slate.com/articles/business/the_bills/2015/10/trump_carson_bush_all_benefited_from_multilevel_marketing_schemes.html

Cosmiccreepers203 · 28/04/2016 20:29

Thanks cozie. Am rather excited to be on the thread but rather Hmm at finally encountering my first bot. It looks like the girl my cousin is talking to has only just set up her "biznizz". Would it be too passive aggressive to start sharing all the Timeless Vie posts in the hope that she gets the hint?

cozietoesie · 28/04/2016 20:34

What sort of shape is this 'talking to' taking? (If you can say, discreetly.) And Is the other girl a (former) good friend of your cousin?

LMGTFY · 28/04/2016 20:43

I've gained another bot! She's added me to her secret group, normally I'd remove myself straight away but I kind of feel I should stay now. Think that brings me to 4 forever living, 1 juice plus, 1 nuskin and 1 younique (as well as a couple of Avon!).

Melaw21 · 28/04/2016 20:45

Welcome cosmic and lmgtfy omg... You have bot overload! 😳

cozietoesie · 28/04/2016 20:48

LMGTFY

I think you need to check on their humility status directly. Have any of them been feeding sandwiches to giraffes for example? Grin

LMGTFY · 28/04/2016 20:50

2 of my bots are hosting an "online party" tonight. Aside from the fact that I have. I idea what an online party is meant to be, it would appear there are only actually 2 bots engaging with the page, no one else has 'turned up'.

LMGTFY · 28/04/2016 20:55

melaw I know! Where did I go wrong?!

cozie not publicly, they're probably so humble that they have kept all their charity work private. Really really private. Like done at 3am as they live & breathe #theopportunity so have to do the #charideework in their sleep.