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MLM Bot Watch 20 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc

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stopfaffing · 28/04/2016 06:20

Bot Watch 19 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etcThread 19
Links to follow...Grin

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Melaw21 · 30/04/2016 15:25

Hey sexy rexie? Are you proud of these outstanding ambassadors of your bizness! Really flying the forever flag arent they?! #humble

BSintolerant · 30/04/2016 15:26

melaw butt-dribble just about sums up the substance of buttfan's defence of MLM schemes. Grin

I understand from resistance insiders that butt dribble is caused by sitting on the pointy bit of a pyramid. I'm sure Forever Fibbing could find a cure for that. Hmm

Melaw21 · 30/04/2016 15:28

Haha twunk I cannot bear scam artists, liars and get rich quick twats... they make me sick to my very core, I have a whole brain filing system for the language I prefer using when engaging with these amoebic cretins.

DoTheMLMHustle · 30/04/2016 15:30

You said in one of your first posts Buttfan that you're glad you didn't take the advice of these threads. so what do you do? Why would you be so aggressively defensive of MLM's if you're not involved in one?

Or is this the tag team and you're not the same person on the keyboard as before?

Melaw21 · 30/04/2016 15:31

And yes botfan I do "know shit".... I know shit when I see it.... Here is a special award to illustrate that fact, just for you.

MLM Bot Watch 20 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc
Melaw21 · 30/04/2016 15:31

Polish away....

BSintolerant · 30/04/2016 15:31

melaw Grin

Do these amoebic cretins swim in a sea of ordure? 😂😂💩

Botfan63 · 30/04/2016 15:32

Think the only user spouting anything threatening and abusive here is you Melaw

Is this not a public forum to discuss MLMs? you're so vain you actually think you own this thread and all the contributors are your bots. You're a bit like predictive text - pauses for the tone to drop to vulgar language again! It's nice to show newbies you're true caring side so they can get a true picture of those who are presenting the MLM facts and helping so many helpless victims who were clearly depressed or held at gun point to get involved.

Melaw21 · 30/04/2016 15:34

Haha... Theres that "at gun point" thing again! Keep em coming.

Melaw21 · 30/04/2016 15:35

Aww... Sorry buttfan I suppose you would prefer me to give you a cuddle? Thats all law of attraction and bot shiz isnt it? Bless xxx

Melaw21 · 30/04/2016 15:36

Delurker/seen/confused... Have I treated any of you badly?

Melaw21 · 30/04/2016 15:38

Could that be because you came here, without accusing us of being haters, calling us keyboard warriors, bitches, ex bots, drug dealers, middle aged, pussies etc?

Melaw21 · 30/04/2016 15:38

Also, Im pretty sure we offered open ended support... Regardless of your decisions?

DoTheMLMHustle · 30/04/2016 15:39

C'mon Butt discuss MLM's then

Over to you, I'll get comfy

Twunk · 30/04/2016 15:39

I was a bit upset that you gave an award to someone else Melaw

I thought we were fwiends

Melaw21 · 30/04/2016 15:39

I repeat buttfan bore the fuck off.

Melaw21 · 30/04/2016 15:48

What twunk? Fwiends forwever? Yeah, of course! Unless you stop believing in the mlm bullshit, then you will be dropped like a hot potato.

Botfan63 · 30/04/2016 15:51

Highlight the text Melaw where I said those things I'm intrigued I said is it a bitch fest don't believe any other terms have been used not really my style I think you may be confusing me with another user again.

You disappoint me! Look how interesting your thread now looks for the newbies 😁 full of informative guff and bad language from you - at least now people will be more wary of trusting someone like you, push a few buttons and bam there they are those true colours shining through go grab a Hugh from your tea miss and drink some parslaii tea it might help calm you down

Spongebobette · 30/04/2016 15:53

Botfan, kindly go away. You are boring.

Nolongerconfused · 30/04/2016 15:54

When I came here I hadn't made my mind up. I was still active in my business and no one here abused me.

Melaw21 · 30/04/2016 15:57

Ahhh.... So botfan you admit that your appearance was little more than a flaming and distraction excercise then? Is that so you can show this part of the thread to new recruits then? And say 'see see! All nasty haterz, they dont care about youat all!! Let us show you the world of real friendship and success, let us care for you and fleece you into a pyramid like true friends and caring people would.'

Nolongerconfused · 30/04/2016 15:57

In fact at the time I was being berated by my upline for not being 4cc yet 3 weeks into the month. It was my upline bullying me not anyone here.

Melaw21 · 30/04/2016 16:01

Thankfully unlike you buttfan, I credit the 'average' mumsnet user with enough intelligence to see through your postulating and bullsh**t (censored for your delicate feewings) I suspect your incoherent non sensical posts are quite enough to show yet more evidence of what the average downline minion bot would have to contend with if they dared to be at all negative!

Twunk · 30/04/2016 16:01

Fine whatever Botfan your mission is complete. ALL the nastiness and bitchiness is in the satire on these threads. You got us. Forever Living is entirely made up of kindly, sweet, charitable little darlings who have never bullied, lied, manipulated, or defrauded anyone. Forever Living and other MLMs are all fluffy and cute and lovely. Hmm

Botfan63 · 30/04/2016 16:03

MLMhustle thanks for the offer a few threads back I suggested we discuss Amway? Although interestingly too many people were distracted by FL and guessing which bot I could be.

Recently when on a visit to the UK in your capital I was having lunch with a client noticed through the window opposite that Amway had an office and store across the road - packed with people buying various products and no doubt joining the business It would appear they are fully operational in the UK and operating the original marketing plan. Perhaps someone would kindly share their thoughts on this or perhaps ask the absent Eyes on how this can be? Have they now satisfied DSA rulings to operate in the UK again.