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MLM Bot Watch 20 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc

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stopfaffing · 28/04/2016 06:20

Bot Watch 19 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etcThread 19
Links to follow...Grin

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stopfaffing · 29/04/2016 18:54

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stopfaffing · 29/04/2016 18:57

Sorry, amended post with names removed.

MLM Bot Watch 20 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc
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DollyTwat · 29/04/2016 19:07

Wow that sounds desperate doesn't it

olafisking · 29/04/2016 19:18

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olafisking · 29/04/2016 19:20

Also, had a quick mooch on the WWW page and I feel irritated on behalf of the women who have actual proper businesses that the awards have been infiltrated by MLM Angry

Spongebobette · 29/04/2016 19:21

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Spongebobette · 29/04/2016 19:24

Oops reported myself, was supposed to be a PM!!!

olafisking · 29/04/2016 19:40
Shock

Thanks Spongebobette, hope the LegalBots aren't watching!

crumpetsfortea37 · 29/04/2016 19:55

bob maybe they are thinking of joining forces to defend against anti-mlm publicity (e.g timeless vie, etc)

Annie65 · 29/04/2016 20:11

Can someone please pm me hustle bot too , Im getting soooo nosy hunz.Grin

DollyTwat · 29/04/2016 20:36

Annie it's easy to find, you just need to look

stopfaffing · 29/04/2016 20:37

Where does this figure come from?

MLM Bot Watch 20 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc
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Nolongerconfused · 29/04/2016 20:42

If you #teamhustle on FB or insta you are sure to find him

prettyusefulsometimes · 29/04/2016 21:21

Where does this figure come from?

Their arses I think stopfaffing

The WWW awards have pulled off the amazing feat of simultaneously legitimising a reverse funnel scheme and de-legitimising (?) their awards. As Bruce Lee once said "what a crock" Sad

BSintolerant · 29/04/2016 21:27

pretty Grin

gottaloveascamhun · 29/04/2016 21:28

Prettyusefulsometimes that is exactly what I've been thinking but very artuclatelt and eloquently written hun xx

Annie65 · 29/04/2016 21:53

Thanks Nolonger, I was typing #hustle and getting nowhere.

Seenthelight21 · 29/04/2016 22:00

Oh God!!!!!!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
He's obviously off to film don't tell the bride
That's 3 weeks and no social media and he's getting married lol
That's the one.. 😂😂😂😂

So glad it's not BB!!!

NorbertDentressangle · 29/04/2016 22:03

Did I imagine it or did someone say teamhustle bot was the brother of another top bot?

NorbertDentressangle · 29/04/2016 22:05

Can you imagine if he was in Big Brother - jeez, talk about a captive audience for recruiting!

The other contestants would be voting for themselves to be evicted just to escape the bullshit.

Seenthelight21 · 29/04/2016 22:10

No he's one of the top JP reps that jumped ship to FLP bringing am most of his downline with him to achieve supervisor in 2 days.... to be fair he's good on social media but it grates after a while lol

My God I don't think BB would allow it would they!?

NorbertDentressangle · 29/04/2016 22:27

aah OK - I'm getting confused with my bots.

It's hardly surprising though as they follow the same formula, they all get the same memos ("Dear Bot, this week is "gym week", the weekend will be "family time appreciating local surroundings" blah blah blah)

CrystalSkull · 29/04/2016 22:55

I've been lurking since thread 18 and applaud the great work you are all doing in exposing the evils of MLMs!

A few thoughts have occurred to me:

Yesterday I worked from home. I started at 9am, took half an hour for lunch and worked until 5pm, when I had an appointment. I did a bit more work when I came home and then finished for the day by half past 6. I earn a decent wage which I can expect to receive at the end of every month - plus all the other benefits like a pension, sick pay, annual leave, etc.

It struck me that this is the kind of lifestyle that MLMs claim they can give you but it's a fallacy (unless you own the MLM). The tiny percentage of people who actually earn reasonable money in MLMs can never switch off from 'work'. They spend most of their time and money propping up the house of cards so they can maintain their position next month. Ironic!

I did a four-year degree, two years of further study and three years' work experience to get to the position described above. MLMs appeal to the greedy, the vulnerable and those with few qualifications. One of my Facebook friends has recently become a Younique bot, though she doesn't seem to be getting anywhere with it. She has practically no qualifications and recently got divorced (in her early twenties!). Hers is a sad situation which is unfortunately an easy target as far as the MLMs are concerned. I wanted to say to her 'please go to university or get a proper job' but I couldn't think of a way of saying it that didn't make me sound like a complete arsehole.

Interestingly, my DP is a trainee accountant and he is pretty sure that his professional body (ICAEW) has or had some kind of prohibition on its members working for MLMs. He couldn't remember where he read it so I've asked him to look into it and let me know more. I'll report back when I find out!

CrystalSkull · 29/04/2016 22:57

olafisking - I couldn't agree with you more. How an MLM " " " business " " " could possibly qualify for a business award is beyond me. I can only assume that the selectors and judges are ignorant of what the business really is. Some of them have a veneer of disguise, from what I have seen, but it's not too difficult to look underneath it and find the MLM.

DollyTwat · 29/04/2016 23:04

CrystalSkull that's what we all see too. Vulnerable women (mostly) being targeted by other victims of the MLMs. We all know they are very unlikely to be the high flyers we see on the Global Rallies. It's always the same ones every year, they're far too greedy to give up that position and probably too far in debt to be able to.

Those awards by the way, had another top FL bot as a judge. Make of that what you will.