I didn't commission the surveyor, the mortgage company did to get a valuation because we wanted to remortgage. There was no crossed wires.
The report states that there is no call for 1 bed flats in central London.
REALLY? There again the surveyor comes from North Yorkshire (googled the surveyor's name) which is a very different market to Central London.
I probably have had more than the average surveys and the things surveyors have told me when we have chatted makes me wonder what they are being taught to become surveyors.
One surveyor told me that having a train station with a commute of 12 mins in to Kings cross in the village was a negative.
Another wondered why I was going for a 2 bed flat. Not a usual BTL property. Surely a 5 bed detached family house with a nice family in would give a better rental return. It is when you have to point out to them the cost of such a place if one existed would be at least 8 figures and I didn't have 35million hanging around.
Another told me that to build a house cost £20000 per square foot. When I pointed out that the new builds in the area were around the £100000 and were more than 5 square foot. His reply was that the large house builders were in actual fact charities who were making losses in order to supply houses to the people who needed them.
Used to know one guy who pointed out a group of 5 bed detached houses, value at the time was about £150000, it was in the mid 80's,
He told me with complete sincerity that all the people who had bought those houses were all about to go bankrupt.
Why?
Because they had paid £25000 for them which was far too much. All they would ever be worth, ever, was £18000.
Is it just that I attract the nuts element of surveyors or does anyone else have similar stories.
What annoys me most is the waiting around. Waiting and fighting against a group of people who seem to have no idea what is going on.