Mine so far this month:
New pane of glass for the living room window as I managed to smash it swatting a fly (the fly got away too)
A new Pyrex jug as DH managed to smash it on the rare occasion that he washed up (should have just done it myself)
And about to buy a new microwave as everytime you press start it sparks and makes a horrible noise. The light in the timer dims and flashes and i'm frightened that not only will it blow up but will cause a power cut in the local area. Would really like to not bother with a microwave at all but DS2 is now eating proper food and it is handy when warming
food up.