You know you're in perimenopause when...

[incidentally]

I'll start.

...when the sight of an attractive man is like eyeing many piquant varieties of a delicious meal. 😉

What does that mean? Increased libido?

You suddenly have huge boobs after years of tiny pert ones

When, if asked, you have no idea whether you are too hot or a normal temperature any more because your internal thermostat has gone rogue.

LOL, yes. I have always appreciated a good-looking man but suddenly they have become particularly delectable.

Then you wake up one day and they’re about as appealing as chopped liver 😅

You keep tweezers in the car for the chin hairs

Ffs not this again.. we spend our whole lives weathering all the hormonal ups and downs, it’s just more of the same

You stop sleeping before the night sweats creep up on you.

When you keep leaving your hot cuppa in the fridge and repeatedly making new ones that you promptly forget about.

You sit in the car in the Tesco car park crying

There are hastily removed cardigans decorating chairs all over your house

You have cardigans in a range of thicknesses, from thin (spring, summer) to extra chunky (autumn,winter). And the same for nightwear, and you still can't seem to choose the correct one!

Is this a peri thing?

@Threeslothsontheshirt Oh no that's awful x