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So who the friff are all these name changers?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 13/09/2011 21:57

I feel as though I'm on shakey ground when there's lots of new, but post like an oldie, names around.

I am entirely understandable if you don't want to say who you are, if you've changed as the Crankies have foud out your poster name, but, I need to get busty updating.

WhuckFistle.
IrmaMotherfukka.
SayCoolNowSayWit.

There's more.......................

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MmeLindor. · 13/09/2011 21:58

Goodness.

We have a menopause topic?

Bohica · 13/09/2011 21:59

T.A.M.P.O.N.S

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 13/09/2011 22:02

Oh block.

Too many tabs.

Too little concentration.

HoHum

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 13/09/2011 22:03

And what is TAMPONS?

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Bohica · 13/09/2011 22:07

Ahh, it's a special force and the .S. is relevent to its meaning.

It's also quite apt for your multi tab cock up but that is purely a coinsidence.

TrillianAstra · 13/09/2011 22:08

TAMPONS means "why exactly have you posted this in the menopause topic when it is not about the menopause?

Unless you intended to call out your menopausal name-changing buddies?

crazynanna · 13/09/2011 22:08

How many more boards are you coming on to show off your new coiff,Chaos? Grin
There's a name for it,you know.
It's called a board tart Wink

MmeLindor. · 13/09/2011 22:08

It is Trillian's post-in-wrong-place-guerilla-army.

Cannot remember what it means.

MmeLindor. · 13/09/2011 22:09

See, told you Trillian would be along soon.

TrillianAstra · 13/09/2011 22:09

They're not mine. They are their own.

Hassled · 13/09/2011 22:10

MmeLindor - you're a lucky, lucky women not to know we have a menopause topic. It's where women come to sweat and cry and forget why they opened the fridge door.

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 13/09/2011 22:10

ahh, the AIBU police.

Luminous yellow is so your colour.

Grin

Just a genuine mistake, honest guv.

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 13/09/2011 22:11
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reelingintheyears · 13/09/2011 22:12

What's a friff ?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 13/09/2011 22:13

genteel fuck

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Valpollicella · 13/09/2011 22:13

You are crap at multitasking Chaos

Either watch the programme or MN or FB

[wunk]

NeverKnowinglyUnderDoug · 13/09/2011 22:13

I'm SayCoolNowSayWhip's official stalker Grin

No, seriously.

crazynanna · 13/09/2011 22:14

hassled I put the milk in the washing machine last week

NeverKnowinglyUnderDoug · 13/09/2011 22:15

Hang on. I just posted in Menopause?

Wow. I never even knew this was here.

MarginallyNarkyPuffin · 13/09/2011 22:15

I'm 30ish and I don't know why I opened the fridge door.

Are you on a MN quest Hmm?

TrillianAstra · 13/09/2011 22:16

You opened the fridge door for the same reason anyone opens the fridge door - to see if anything tasty has magically appeared in the 5 minutes since you last opened it.

Bohica · 13/09/2011 22:17

I quite like it in here I think it suits me.

You are my first tampons btw Chaos

MarginallyNarkyPuffin · 13/09/2011 22:20

Grin True.

Sad It hadn't.

Valpollicella · 13/09/2011 22:21

I'm off to check the fridge again in case any wine has magically appeared....

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 13/09/2011 22:21

Ooh I'm getting comdemnations all over the place tonight.

Smile
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