THE BIG LONDON XMAS MEET UP 26TH NOVEMBER 2011

[Tortington]

needs booking, i would like to pair up with someone who has more time to help with the organisation, but i don't mind doing some.

i'll start the list

if there is beer - i'll be there.

CUSTARDO

Hully - you come and help me give birth instead.
:)

I can't come :( you'll have to find some other numpty to drink shots, dance on chairs and puke on the way home necessitating a naked hose down outside the house.

Dolly - that is very kind. I shall try and find some courage in a drawer.

V tempted by Nickel's offer, tho. Will there be blood? And swearing?

lots of blood, lots of swearing, lots of crying, lots of tea, lots of food, possibly champagne.

Can I just have the blood and champagne?

I can't compete with that!
I can offer sweary drunken ramblings only

yes, you can.

Oh come on Dolly, I bet you could give birth if you really tried. What about if you hid a doll up your skirt and sort of let it fall out mid evening?

I shall donate a bottle of Tequila I think.

Hully I am like you...ball-less.
maybe we could be wankers' together?

I don't know either Hully. I've been to Xmas meet-ups before but not for a couple of years. I don't mind local ones so long as I don't 'know' any of them but at meet-ups where there will be regular posters ... dunno about that.

I KNOW

dh is telling me to go, he thinks I am a total wanker

(The I know was meant to express utter agreement, not look rude)

I've got to go out in rl now. will look for courage in a shop

Try a pub.

if I have to wear a badge that says 'DollyTwat' then you can be brave and come

I'll borrow my friends pregnant Cindy doll if I have to give birth, it's almost as traumatic

right I'm going to book a hotel in Marylebone, please don't cancel or change the date will you Custy!

DEFINITELY
CUSTARDO
ANGRYFEET
mumofsoontobelawstuden
cornsylk
Nagoo
thefirstMrsDeVere
Saggyoldclothcatpuss
CointreauVersial
MABS - about bloody time girl
Paschaelina
twatphoneandbobbin
notinmypocket
CJCregg
RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles
methodsandmaterials
Blatherskite
AnnieLobeseder
ShirleyKnotFrotGrot
DollyTwat

MAYBE
WIMPYMILKNOSUGAR
SirBoobAlot
Pagwatch
Hullygully
ledkr
BigTillyMint
NotShortImFunSized

CAN'T BECAUSE BABY DUE AT THAT TIME BUT WOULD LOVE TO
nickelbabe
Janiston
LadyOfTheManor

Oi

why am I not on the list?

you have to put yourself on the list.

ugh

Like copy and paste? On this stupid little device?

i'll do it for you.
i'm assuming you're a yes?

DEFINITELY
CUSTARDO
ANGRYFEET
mumofsoontobelawstuden
cornsylk
Nagoo
thefirstMrsDeVere
Saggyoldclothcatpuss
CointreauVersial
MABS - about bloody time girl
Paschaelina
twatphoneandbobbin
notinmypocket
CJCregg
RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles
methodsandmaterials
Blatherskite
AnnieLobeseder
ShirleyKnotFrotGrot
DollyTwat
MitchiestInge

MAYBE
WIMPYMILKNOSUGAR
SirBoobAlot
Pagwatch
Hullygully
ledkr
BigTillyMint
NotShortImFunSized

CAN'T BECAUSE BABY DUE AT THAT TIME BUT WOULD LOVE TO
nickelbabe
Janiston
LadyOfTheManor

ah you are nice, thanks, for one minute was thinking 'must I do EVERYTHING around here' and 'next will have to wipe own bottom, what is the world coming to' etc

I was a maybe but might as well be a definite

excited about meeting everyone - even the ones have met before! Or might be just one I know on that list

hahaha!
see, if someone else does it for you, you don't get to choose!

I'm really upset to be missing it.

do we know where we are going yet?

no venue yet, want to get more definates - cos once i book they re gonna want some money. so i will need people to pay - the more of us - the cheaper