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THE BIG LONDON XMAS MEET UP 26TH NOVEMBER 2011

919 replies

Tortington · 07/09/2011 08:26

needs booking, i would like to pair up with someone who has more time to help with the organisation, but i don't mind doing some.

i'll start the list

if there is beer - i'll be there.

CUSTARDO

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Pagwatch · 21/09/2011 16:21

You have to wait until you are fifty hully.

You start getting thses things as a gift from the cosmos for a useless bladder and baggy knees.

I wanted to invite you but he said

"real name?"

"address"
"could she possibly just be a voice in your head?"

Hullygully · 21/09/2011 16:24

I'm nearly 50.

I'll tell dh to start planning now.

You could be Brigitte Bardot and have a poodle.

Tortington · 21/09/2011 16:26

LITTLEPICKLEHEAD

PUT Yourself as paid on the list and re-post immediately.

ditto RHUBARB

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Tortington · 21/09/2011 16:28

THIS IS GOING TO BE MY BADGE Wink

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TheRhubarb · 21/09/2011 16:29

Can't be boooooovvered - can you do it? Pleeeeease! I'm ALWAYS doing it! Snot fair!

LittlePickleHead · 21/09/2011 16:30
LittlePickleHead · 21/09/2011 16:31

Definitely
Blatherskite
CJCregg
CointreauVersial
cornsylk
Getorfmoiland
Glitterkitty
methodsandmaterials
Paschaelina
Rhubarb yayayayayayayayayay
Saggyoldclothcatpuss
thefirstMrsDeVere
twatphoneandbobbin

Paid
LittlePickleHead - PAID
waternymph PAID
mumofsoontobelawstuden paid
ANGRYFEET-PAID
AnnieLobeseder - PAID
aStarInStrangeways - PAID
bellavita - PAID
BibiThree - PAID
bigkidsdidit - PAID
CUSTARDO-PAID
DollyTwat - PAID
MABS - PAID
MitchiestInge-PAID
notinmypocket ? PAID
notpodd - PAID
RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles - PAID
rubyrubyruby - PAID

Maybe
BigTillyMint
BIWI
happymole
Hullygully
ledkr
NotShortImFunSized
Pagwatch
ShirleyKnotFrotGrot
SirBoobAlot
tragicallyhip
Valpollicella
WIMPYMILKNOSUGAR
Fivegomadindorset
SayCoolNowSayWhip

Tortington · 21/09/2011 16:32

erm....no

THIS IS RHUBARBS BADGE I LIKE YOUR TRIANGLE

PPPPPPPPPPPMSL

OH AND A YORKY ONE AT THAT....YOU YORKY

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Bellavita · 21/09/2011 16:33

Hully, really Shock nearly 50?!? Nowt wrong with that as I am heading the same way myself, but I always thought you were a slip of a young thang Grin

OneHellofaride - I am coming from up north too, well York.

Ruby and others, I am all up for meeting for sustenance for the booze lunch. Grin

Bellavita · 21/09/2011 16:33

My badge has a pic of Terry Wogan's cock Grin

Tortington · 21/09/2011 16:33

Is that a landing strip in the middle of your triangle Grin

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BecauseImWorthIt · 21/09/2011 16:34

Are you going to be 50 Pag?! Welcome to the club! It's a pretty select one on MN it has to be said.

Hullygully · 21/09/2011 16:35

young at heart, bella, young at heart

hideously old of body

Hullygully · 21/09/2011 16:36

Should we have an old people section? We could have a Stannah, hearing aids, bland mashed up food and hot young serving folk to help us with ALL our needs.

BecauseImWorthIt · 21/09/2011 16:37

Now you're talking!

Hullygully · 21/09/2011 16:38

I saw two really really old ladies walking along the street together at the weekend. Both beige macs, thinning white hair, lace up shoes, ankles that would snap in a draught. As they passed, one was saying, "I wish you'd turn your FUCKING hearing aid up."

Fabulous.

bigTillyMint · 21/09/2011 16:39

Crepeys Corner - I'm in! We will need name badges in extra-large print Grin

Bellavita · 21/09/2011 16:39

Hully, yes that is a grand idea!

Bless the olds Grin

bigTillyMint · 21/09/2011 16:40

Oooh I aspire to that, will definitely need the hearing aid, but no chance of my ankles snapping in a draught!

Pagwatch · 21/09/2011 16:49

in our prime people

Yes big badges. I keep going on about it but honestly, no fucking clue who I met unless they yelled at me. Except in Queen corner of course.

Pagwatch · 21/09/2011 16:50

I keep telling young women how beautiful they are. That is an old lady thing isn't it?

BecauseImWorthIt · 21/09/2011 16:56

Definitely
Blatherskite
CJCregg
CointreauVersial
cornsylk
Getorfmoiland
Glitterkitty
methodsandmaterials
Paschaelina
Rhubarb yayayayayayayayayay
Saggyoldclothcatpuss
thefirstMrsDeVere
twatphoneandbobbin

Paid
LittlePickleHead - PAID
waternymph PAID
mumofsoontobelawstuden paid
ANGRYFEET-PAID
AnnieLobeseder - PAID
aStarInStrangeways - PAID
bellavita - PAID
BibiThree - PAID
bigkidsdidit - PAID
CUSTARDO-PAID
DollyTwat - PAID
MABS - PAID
MitchiestInge-PAID
notinmypocket ? PAID
notpodd - PAID
RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles - PAID
rubyrubyruby - PAID
BIWI - PAID

Maybe
BigTillyMint
happymole
Hullygully
ledkr
NotShortImFunSized
Pagwatch
ShirleyKnotFrotGrot
SirBoobAlot
tragicallyhip
Valpollicella
WIMPYMILKNOSUGAR
Fivegomadindorset
SayCoolNowSayWhip

BecauseImWorthIt · 21/09/2011 16:57

I found myself wondering where I could buy a longer petticoat the other day. That's an old woman thinking ...

Hullygully · 21/09/2011 17:00

When I turn 50 (any minute) I'm going Lamb. I've had it with the mutton years.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 21/09/2011 17:00

My DH has now given me permission to come, although was most disappointed that he wasn't allowed to accompany me, mostly because I said there would be lots of norkage around.....

Would also be up for meeting early. Just out of interest, has anyone been to City Pride (where we're meeting)? DH used to have a flat a stone's throw from it and says it's a great place.

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