Friday
Breakfast: 2 Bacon and 2 eggs, redbush tea
Black coffee
Lunch: burger, guacamole, salad, water
Supper: cant remember for the life of me, but it would have been meat and veg with oil or butter
Sounds fine!
Saturday
Breakfast: 2 fried eggs, redbush
coffee with double cream
Lunch: salad with chicken, ham and mozzarella, green tea
Black coffee
Supper: steak with herb butter
Not much veg going on here
Sunday:
Breakfast: Leftover liver dipped in homemade mayonnaise (nicer than it sounds), coffee with double cream
Lunch: eggs, spinach, ham, hollandaise sauce
Slice orange cake and crème fraiche (my one major cheat in 4 weeks, made specially for me and too socially awkward to decline)
Supper: roast pork belly, kale and lemon juice
2 home-made Low-carb chocolate bites ( ground almonds, eggs, stevia, coconut, cream, small amount 85% cocoa chocolate)
Well, orange cake does mean that you're not doing low carb properly! This isn't a very forgiving way of eating - as you're discovering - especially in the initial period where you're trying to switch your body from burning carbs to burning fat. By 'feeding' it with more carbs, you're delaying this process.
Why are you eating 'low carb chocolate bites?' The aim of low carbing (or rather, Bootcamp!) is to use the first two weeks to break the desire for sweet things, as well as to reduce your carbs. Almonds, chocolate and coconut will all be adding carbs to your diet that you should be getting from veg/salad.
The rest sounds OK, but beware the dairy and ham - dairy can impede weight loss, and ideally we should be avoiding processed meats
Monday:
2 fried eggs
Chorizo slices
Lunch: liver, avocado, green pepper and mayonnaise
Coffee with double cream
2 low-carb bites (as above)
Supper: ham, prawns and fried cheese, then pork chop, grilled tomatoes, salad, 1/2 glass of wine, coffee with cream (work do)
Again, dairy might be an issue - and more low carb bites! Chorizo is also a processed meat, along with the ham. And why are you grilling things?
Start every day with 2 pints water and then swig pints through the day. Still have dark wee in the mornings so trying to up it more.
You are almost certainly not drinking enough water if this is still the case. The first wee of the morning probably will be darker, but it shouldn't be that dark
For snacks at home I cut off slices of butter; when out I try to eat enough at mealtimes to not want snacks, but have coffee with cream between meals if I'm hungry or a few times have had 6 almonds.
Again, dairy.
Overall it's not a bad diet, but given that you're not losing anything I'd say:
- cut out totally the sweet stuff
- try cutting out the dairy
- make sure you drink plenty of water
- how much fat are you eating? Are you frying, and are you adding an oily dressing to your salads?
I know it must be frustrating, and these things might individually only be small tweaks, but it could be the combination of all of them that is causing a problem.
HTH!