Well done all the losers!

Glad to know I'm not the only one falling face-first into the wine on occasion. Do we need a splinter group, like The Lush Low Carbers? 
Koti I'm afraid I will always define myself by my food, to a certain degree. Of course I have other interests not just wine, either! but food always has and always will be very important to me and a big part of my life and who I am.
Captain your post about dropping the cake made me think of an episode of Seinfeld where he secretes meat in all his pockets to avoid offending his girlfriend, and Elaine takes his jacket to walk home in and gets chased by a pack of meat-crazed dogs. 
Sadly our dog has a really dodgy tummy (pancreatitis) and is wheat intolerant, so although she would very happily eat cake (she's a incorrigible thief), I dread anyone dropping cake near her as the digestive effects are spectacular. I definitely can't use her as my cake concealment device. 
Rup love the sound of your evening platter and the parmesan shortbread! Ditto Maid and the parmesan crisps. Does anyone eat gran padana cheese? It's similar in taste but considerably cheaper. I think it's a good alternative to use in cooking and Waitrose sell a nice one.
Beryl so sorry to hear of work disaster.
Those chocolates sound delicious. I might try making a version for the weekend, rather than having to make a cake. Tell me if you put the pics up and I'll have a look. 
I have to admit I'm intensely relieved that you're all going to be talking about oil pulling somewhere else - for some reason the phrase makes me feel deeply, toe-curlingly queasy and gives me a stomach-turning shudder every time I see it
[boak]
I have a bit of a terror phobia about teeth and anything to do with dentistry (my teeth have never been great). It sounds like a really good idea and I bet I would benefit from it enormously, especially as I had a very long term painless abscess under my tooth that I wouldn't do anything about (they wanted to extract the tooth) which eventually went away. I bet it would have helped with that), but it's just something about the name!!!
Anyway I'm very pleased to say I've lost 2lbs since Monday, so that's proseccogate dealt with. Onwards and upwards this week with a big push towards the final weigh-in. 