Maybe TMI, but I had to lol

[PurpleOne]

as was sooooo embarassed today.

I did stay freinds with the 'offensive' date. Bollocked him, he profusely apologised and hasn't mentioned anything since. We've had a bloody good laugh and he hasn't gone near the subject of sex since!
He's been over here 3 times all told I think.
We went for breakfast this morning. Got back here, felt those rumblings down below, and rather than fart around someone, I decided to go to the loo and blow it off in there.
Opened window, wafted it around for a bit....then heard wails of 'can I use your loo?' from downstairs.
Myself panics, NO AIR FRESHENER, and by then he was halfway down the hall and I knew he could smell it, as he said 'has something died in there?'

A power fart couldn't have happened at any other time really.
Was so

Gotta be just as bad as one of your kids leaving a skiddy in the pan hasn't it?

Does anyone else have any TMI embarassing stories they wish to share? I feel like a good lol tonight, but haven't got the balls to post in chat.

Dont worry everyone farts and most people snore, its so silly when people get precious about such stuff.

Don't be afraid of posting in chat.

ha ha

why wouldnt you post in chat?

if you post in chat the thread disappears after 90 days, whereas this one will stay here for everrrrrrr !

chat?

ha ha ha ha
My most cringe worthy moment this year was leaning into, what I thought was the cat saying "Charlie, Move over ya fat bastard"...and farted this HUGE LONG fog horn type fart........only it wasn't the cat it was a bloke.
Just a mate, but Jeesus lord above I was so I couldnt have died and my arse squeezed SOOOOOOO tightly shut....

Eh? Charliecat what dou you mean - in bed??

yes, in the middle of the night!

as long as he didn't hold your head under the covers 'dutch oven' stylee.....

ElenorRigby - I know just what you mean, I have to sleep with my bedroom window closed as the neighbors dog goes off on one at the sound of my snoring.

LOL! When I was 15, I used to go to keep fit classes(would be called aerobics these days), anyway, there was a young man I fancied that used to play guitar for a flamenco dance class and I saw him waiting to say hello to me, so wandered out to see him, dressed of course in my leotard and footless tights, anyway, I didn't really have wind, but my nerves made some and I accidentally let it slip(rip) whilst chatting to him , I really did blush! think it might have put him off...