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Disgusting habits of your XP/XH..

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Janos · 09/04/2008 20:03

That you're so glad you don't have to live with anymore!

This was inspired by the 'wanking' thread on AIBU as it made me laugh (sorry BloodyHell if you see this, what a shock you must have had!).

It reminded me that one of XP's filthy habits was leaving a crusty, used 'wank sock' (ewwww) by the computer after he'd enjoyed himself.

He also once peed in an empty can of juice and left it out because he thought it would be funny to watch me drink it...

Just a couple of things that make me feel glad I'm on my own!!

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marthamuffin · 09/04/2008 20:05

Ewwwwwwwwwwww to the sock! That is truly honkworthy.

Put it this way janos - I had no idea that hospitals devoted to the bottom existed before I met exh. His backside was like a parallel universe.

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Janos · 09/04/2008 20:15

Really? Hospitals devoted to the bottom? You learn summat new every day..

LOL@ "His backside was like a parallel universe"

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charlotte121 · 09/04/2008 20:21

errggghh sock!!! thats really gross!!! My ex had the most stinky crusty feet that would make my whole house stink!!!! and he would also barge in when i was having a nice relaxing bath and have a poo!!! that really did used to anoy me!!!

marthamuffin · 09/04/2008 20:24

It was! He even asked if he could go for a poo as we were about to leave for the hospital, me 3cm dilated - you can imagine the response he got...

marthamuffin · 09/04/2008 20:25

stinky feet - vomit... now exh didn't have those thankfully...

offersinwot · 09/04/2008 20:34

I am in shock - I think my XP's must have been saints by comparaison!
Eeewwwwwwww!
(Or I never found anything)

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Janos · 09/04/2008 20:37

He sounds somewhat anally fixated marthamuffin. I dread to imagine what his toilet training was like!

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Janos · 09/04/2008 20:39

Oh yeah, the "WS" was truly vile. For full effect, it would be hidden until it had gathered various bits of sticky fluff from the floor.

I refused to touch it.

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marthamuffin · 09/04/2008 20:40

Too right, I tell you Janos, his mother has a lot to answer for!

marthamuffin · 09/04/2008 20:41

Janos - I would have refused to LOOK at it, never mind touch it!

littlewoman · 10/04/2008 03:33

Yeah to the sock, but not at the computer desk . My xh's wank socks were always upstairs. Gross.
He also thought it was ok to wash the kitchen floor and boil up the floor cloth in my saucepans. He'd dry up with clothes from the dirty laundry basket, and basically gave me a bloody eating disorder / ocd about germs. Wank stain that he was.

littlewoman · 10/04/2008 03:34

Wank stain that he IS. Bastard's still breathing

UnderRated · 10/04/2008 03:43

The nose picking, feet picking, sock fluff all over the floor, ridiculously overdramatic sneezing, spitting in the loo and pandering to his mother's every whim seem tame to all this.

MissGelly · 10/04/2008 10:13

Oh my ex and his constant food smacking! I always knew i'd done a good job with a meal as the smacking would intensify.... makes my skin crawl just to think of it.

Oh and nose picking - without any degree of subtlety..I think one time he got the whole fist up there..

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Janos · 10/04/2008 10:57

Do you mean that lip smacking thing, MissGelly? Don't remember my XP doing that.

Oh, another unplesant habit - cutting his toenails on the floor then leaving them. Ick.

Mind you I can't comment on the nose picking as I;m sure I have done that myself ....

"He'd dry up with clothes from the dirty laundry basket,

That is FOUL, littlewoman.

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wooga · 10/04/2008 11:49

Wank sock!yuck!

My exh picked his nose and ate it,flicked his chewed nails under the computer desk,peed over the loo seat coz too lazy to lift it up so wee trickled under it,hardly ever brushed his teeth-I went right off kissing him-eugh!

Another ex was not great at washing-he once pulled my head down to give him a bjreally smelly-don't think I need to describe it-no thanks!

Dropdeadfred · 10/04/2008 11:51

wooga - boke!!!taht is sooo gross, did you tell him?

wooga · 10/04/2008 11:57

Think the retching did the trick!

brightwell · 10/04/2008 12:02

My ex used to lesve his wanky tissues on the floor...where ever he'd done the deed. I would put them in his coat pockets. Skid marked undies & dirty socks, left on the floor would be put back in his clean undie drawer...by me. Toe clippings I would put them in his brief case, as for pee on the loo seat. I found the best way to get rid of these was to use the collar part of his dressing gown. Childish I know but I couldn't help myself.

wooga · 10/04/2008 12:27

Joash · 10/04/2008 12:34

Not an XP but DH - barges into the bathroom, drops his pants and sits on the loo 'turtling' (his expression) before saying "you don't mind do you?"

Last night, I'm waiting outside the bathroom door (which was slightly open) waiting to go to the loo. Dh walks out without washing his hands. I asked why he hadn't done something that he was always having a go at other people for not doing. He blatantly lied saying he had washed them. The sink was dry - so he even said he'd washed them under the bath tap (dry bath). He then threw a tantrum and went to bed sulking - PATHETIC!!

And this morning, we were laid in bed with the LO between us, and assuming that we were asleep, DH farted very loudly without saying a word at which point GS piped up "Daaaaad, your manners are appalling"

Dropdeadfred · 10/04/2008 13:57

gross.any of these would have ensured that the offender was evicted ASAP...I'm not joking.

meanmutha · 10/04/2008 14:01

Ugh.. Some fine examples here then! My exp was fond of wanking instead of working up in his 'office'. I would come up with a cuppa for him and open the (suspiciously shut) door to his very shocked/guilty expression as he 'adjusted his drawers' swiftly while changing the screen (sure there must be a 'vizism' for this multitasking manouvre)I didn't need to ask what he'd been doing as (particularly in height of summer) the room smelled so vile I'd need to leave at once.... Dunno what he used to wipe up. Bleeeaugh!

littlewoman · 10/04/2008 14:14

He he he. Do I win a prize for gross husband?

Prize for best handling of gross husbands must surely go to brightwell. Why could I not be like she was?

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Janos · 10/04/2008 14:19

Yes brightwell wish I had thought of that. But ewwww, I simply couldn't bring myself to touch THE SOCK.

I suspect he used it more than once IYSWIM...it was very crusty

Yuckarama.

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