Can I scream as well please
Had a bad night, im a lone parent and met a guy 8 months ago and well last night I allowed him to stay over as DD was at my parents, anyways to cut a long story short after a few drinks out and crashing out in the bed I woke up to hear the sound of a waterfall and my guy (now ex) standing leaning on the wardrobe and pissing on my carpet!!!!
I bloomin cant bleieve it, how can men get so delirious that they dont know where they are luckily enough I had this giant polar bear that caught the flow and I shouted at him (the ex) and he suddenly came too and went in the toilet.
I had to drag the polar bear down the stairs after getting rid of the ex as soon as it was daylight and put him in the garage so he can be dumped.
I know you all might find it a bit extreme to end it because of this , but his hygene suddenly went downhill last night when he didnt wash his hands after going to the toilet on 3 occasions and the final straw was this morning when he ponsed a couple of quid of me to pay for his cab home cause he was to lazy to walk the mile home
Sorry I had to get that off my chest, and I dont mind if you all find it funny cause then I will be glad that I have made someone laugh today