Save a bit of money and move to Twickenham/Teddington instead, get into a primary school that is linked with Orleans/Teddington respectively and thus ensure you aren't running around like a headless chicken like the rest of us East Sheenites with kids currently in year six.
Yes, Sheen has great primaries but it has shite secondaries. As for those numpties who are going to turn Sheen International into Richmond Park Academy - God, I so wanted to believe it. I went to the meetings, I listened to the headteachers telling us we must all pull together - then I went to the open day. Having just been to Greycourt in Ham and come away buzzing as to how well that school is being turned around, I was ripe for being persuaded that RPA was the place to be. Believe me, I don't have the dosh for private education as so many of the parents round here do.
Anyhow, for anyone who hasn't done the secondary school rounds yet, usually at these things you are taken from classroom to classroom to meet the different teachers and students showing off their work. In this instance the first classroom we were taken to contained two people. The first was a lady who explained that she taught Kumon Maths and English -"wow" I thought, "that's pretty forward thinking". Then it dawned on me that she was actually an outside tutor plugging extracurricular classes at £50 a term. The fat chap in the corner was the school's police liaison officer, who's job it was to convince us that our kids aren't going to get mugged by the kids already there.
What numpties are the management of this school that they think parents are going to be enthused by that? I went there to meet the teachers and the students - all that said to me was a) we can't educate your kids properly but here's some outside help you can pay for that might make up the gap and b) we so completely don't have a clue as to what parents want around here, or how to market this school and the changes we are supposedly going to bring in, that you really should have no confidence in us at all.
By all means have the Kumon maths lady and police bloke there - but whack them at the end of the tour, alongside all the other extra bits and pieces like the karate club and the film club. To have them as the very first thing would-be parents saw was just stupid beyond belief. Oh, and don't even get me on to the God awful speeches from the academy blokes. One was so bad, so boring and so long that I completely lost track of whatever message it was the chap was trying to get across - as did my ten-year-old son, who leant over and whispered in my ear, "RUN".
Dissed by a ten-year-old - says it all really.