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Weird things your UK visitors have been hung up on

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thanksamillion · 18/04/2014 11:47

We had some visitors last week who brought their own toilet roll with them. Admittedly I don't live in the most well developed place and the toilet paper we have isn't luxurious white and fluffy but I was a littleHmm.

They left it in the bathroom and made clear it was for us to use as well which was nice. You can buy fancy paper here but I don't for various reasons so to me it seemed a slightly strange thing to lug on an aeroplane.

So it got me wondering what are the everyday things where you live that your UK visitors can't cope with/feel the need to bring you?

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Thumbwitch · 30/04/2014 14:06

A little different again but when I went to visit a friend in Indonesia, she had a list of things to take with me that she missed desperately - it included disposable nappies, marzipan, Marmite, and Refreshers.

Now I'll tell you something I didn't know before and I bet hardly any of you knew - marzipan is apparently a bit of a risky thing to take on a plane. A friend warned me that a 1kg block of marzipan could be mistaken by the sniffer dogs for semtex, which apparently also smells slightly of almonds. I therefore packed it in my cabin luggage (this was pre-9/11) and asked the check-in girl about it because I didn't want to have to carry it around with me if I didn't need to! She looked bemused, phoned down to the Baggage dept, who roared with laughter but then told me to keep it in my hand baggage just to be on the safe side. I then had visions of having not checked about it, and left it in my hold luggage, which would then have been identified as carrying something solid that smelled of almonds - and it being blown up in a controlled explosion, scattering marmite, nappies and refreshers all over the place!

kelper · 30/04/2014 14:20

this thread is fascinating. I only take teabags with me when I go abroad, and I never worry about finding english food or anything daft like that, much prefer eating local food.
If I had the money id be visiting all over the world, especially to the UAE where my uncle lives. Its the cost of flights that keeps me at home :(
I also recently discovered that cadburys creme egg desserts don't like travelling to the US, as I posted my cousins little boy some (he adores creme eggs and we all know the americans can't to chocolate!!) and they went all funny :-/

AdoraBell · 30/04/2014 17:52

Nope Mummyabroad I use the local equivalent and the one time DH asked for PG Tips BIL brought a packet of 40 bags instead of the huge one DH had pre-paid him for, because it's cheaperAngry. Oddly he never gave DH the changeHmm We've gone off PG Tips now anyway and local stores sell a vast selection of teas.

DD2 can't use any kind of chemical nit removing shampoo, and customs here are more strict than some Latin Amercan countries so rather than wait for someone to vist or send a package and have it confiscated use oil and vinegar. Nit combs are available here. Just not the favoured UK brand. Meh.

I'd heard that about marzipan but I don't remember who told me.

thanksamillion · 02/05/2014 17:03

AdoraBell I salute your lack of desire for all things British!

My list of things that I'd like people to bring has definitely got smaller the longer we've been here but there is still a list Grin

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AdoraBell · 02/05/2014 17:28

I do believe I'm almost at the stage where the only things British about me are my pasaporte and acento.

Hairylegs47 · 02/05/2014 17:45

Colgate toothpaste - the stuff here says it's Colgate, but it's not. Every time we went back to the UK, our teeth felt great! Here, they feel minghy by lunch time.

Radox, Lush, nice bath products you actually would use to have a bath. Resorting to cheap shampoo just isn't the same. For some reason it's all shower gel. I think it's because the locals think sitting in a bath isn't very clean. But the swimming pool is ok because the pump circulates the water.

Tampons - the pharmacists tell me 'napkins' are better - yeah, how would you know? Who told you that? Mate, they are not the same.

Anusol/Germiloids/Prep H - the local tubes of nasty are a waste of time. And they don't work.

Cycle helmets - why we can't get adults ones stuns me. I know ladies have just been allowed to ride bikes (under male supervision), but we can't even get male ones.

Creme eggs in fact any sweet egg shaped - though Kinder eggs sometimes get through. I bought a huge bagful last weekend when we were in Oman.

The time difference still gets people, only been here 5 years I suppose. When we go back to the UK, folk always say how white we are too. It's too stinking hot from May to Sept to BE outside, even if we sunbathed everyday til May, it would fade by July.
We don't get many visitors though. Getting visas is problematic. My DIL's was refused because they were convinced her husband was already here, infact they had his residence number. It was our 15 year olds number. No way did he have a wife and child, but once they'd made their decision, it was final. My DD1 and her son have managed to come out, they brought a few things - toothpaste, tampons.
Our cases are so full when we come back, we always have to buy an extra case and pay excess too.

WallyBantersJunkBox · 12/05/2014 21:05

The NHS....

DS has had to go for some tests and I am sick of hearing people strongly advise me to bring him home for an ultrasound on the NHS.

After a visit to the specialist Kids doctor the next day we were in a kids clinic 1 km away having an ultrasound and then 4 days later in the specialist Kids hospital 8km away for further tests.

I love the NHS like any Brit but you can get treaments in Switzerland. It is quite cutting edge!

dirtybanana · 13/05/2014 07:47

Teabags.....and not Lipton's yellow label.

Somone's Dad brought him out a giant bag of Yorkshire teabags - what a star!

I'm dreading repatriating back and using the NHS from all the stuff I've been hearing from the folks back home.

Longdistance · 13/05/2014 09:05

I couldn't get to grips with the bras in Oz. They were dress size and cup size, so 16D instead of 38D. But, they never had my cup size, and I gave up trying. So, when M&S had free delivery to Oz, I was in my element. I'd get that box with M&S printed on it, and jump for joy at being able to get my decent knickers, and bras in my size.

I'm so glad I'm back in the Uk, it wasn't for me. I'm obviously far too British Grin

thanksamillion · 13/05/2014 10:43

How did Liptons sew up the entire international tea market with their nonEnglish tea?

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C4ro · 13/05/2014 11:13

There is an M+S over the border in Bratislava which is about 1 hour from me in Vienna. It is OK but the food section is tiny! Occasional crumpet fixes can be accomodated and they have nice christmas puddings.

The bonus is that Slovakia isn't fussed about Sunday shopping (here in groovy, happening 1970s Austria, most shops are shut on a Sunday still). I also really like going back to the Netherlands for clothes and books shopping as Dutch women are taller/ bigger so their clothes sizes are normally a much nicer fit for me plus they have a lot more English-language bookshops there.

DPotter · 13/05/2014 11:24

I think keeping the cutlery in France dates from when it was the custom to serve all the food at once so you could eat savoury and sweet as you liked - 'Service Francais'. In the C19th the 'Service Russe' became popular - that is serving separate courses of savoury & sweet. I've found it still reasonable common to keep same knife & fork between starter and main. Can't abide french soup so have no experience about the spoons

hattymattie · 13/05/2014 16:59

For those of you in Western Paris - there is a new M&S food opening at La Defense and it looks a reasonable sizeSmile Smile

stealthsquiggle · 13/05/2014 17:22

Requests from friends /family that I have visited always seem to be heavy. Friend in the US wanted ribena and Branson pickle. I used about a roll of cling film wrapping it up so that it couldn't leak through my clothes.

My DM made me take about a hundredweight of mini Christmas puddings and mincemeat to Japan for her to give to her (very bemused) Japanese and Korean friends. It turns out that Christmas pudding has the same x ray signature as Semtex, and that Japanese customs officers have really very little idea what a Christmas pudding is. That was an interesting conversation for an 18yo, travelling alone having never been to Japan before.

stealthsquiggle · 13/05/2014 17:30

Branson pickle would be interesting, but I meant Branston

starfishmummy · 13/05/2014 17:36

Nursey, sometimes when we go to the pils (here in the UK) and she does a starter she will say "we're going to be french and our cutlery".

She always seats me in the corner so DH will go into the kitchen on some pretext and rinse mine for me as he knows I don't like it.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 13/05/2014 17:42

Oh god Liptons Yellow Label avoid avoid avoid

We're staying in Poland for a few weeks, you can buy branded tea here (Tetley) but it doesn't taste remotely the same.

I've been caught out before so always bring my own stash of tea bags, ones that actually taste of tea Grin. And I always drink it with milk, much to everyone's Shock and horror Grin

And don't get me started on cheese. Edam and Gouda are not substitutes for Cheddar Shock

porcito · 14/05/2014 06:13

Oh the cheese. I miss cheese. I've been known to make 2 hour round trips on the slight chance one of the big supermarkets will have it. I also miss lemons. My mum mailed me a giant box of Yorkshire tea for Christmas. Amazing. I didn't get it until April, but still. Got to love the postal service. longdistance, don't even start me on the bras here. Apparently pregnant women here either don't wear them or keep them nice and pert in tidy little 34B cups. My UK family were also horrified at the lack of NHS and the thought of me birthing the baby in some kind of sewage infested alley surrounded by drug dealers.

giggly · 14/05/2014 10:16

Oh no I have just bought a big box of Liptons tea, oh and Coles had an offer on Birds Eye custard powder, bought 4 tins.

chriskent1010 · 14/05/2014 10:25

I never travel abroad without a bag of proper teabags. I was in Sweden last week with work and couldn't get a proper brew for love nor money.

I do also start getting antsy if I haven't had a fry up for over a week.

Having said that, I don't know anyone abroad and tend to stick to all-inclusive resorts in Spain... like England but hot!

AdoraBell · 14/05/2014 14:19

Hairylegs

Re your being advised that napkins are better. I watched a programme on Discovery that had a young Muslim couple in the US, married, who couldn't have sex because the woman was so afraid of not being a "proper" virgin. She said that growing up she was told repeatedly to avoid anything that could rupture the hyman, ie horse riding and using tampons.

If you are living in a Muslim country that could explain why sanitary towels are considered to be better.

And yes, Lipton Yellow Lable, how and why did that spread so far and wide? Confused

hellokittymania · 15/05/2014 08:00

Princess, maybe the police would scare her. They told tourists here (Central Vietnam) to put shirts on over their bikinis... Also shoes!

A friend from the Carribean didn't like the meat, fish sauce, markets, etc.

She had an obsession with Asia until she came...

TheSarcasticFringehead · 15/05/2014 13:11

Mexican food. We live close to the border. What did they expect? Confused

thanksamillion · 15/05/2014 16:43

Mr Jolly you can get Tetley's here as well and it always makes me laugh because whereas in the UK it's firmly a flat cap and northern down-to-earth kind of a brand, here it's advertised as an 'aristocratic' blend Hmm

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Spherical · 15/05/2014 17:12

If anyone is in Dubrovnik - we are coming from London this august for a holiday and I would be happy to bring vegetarian things from uk as long as you collect from our hotel in Lapad.