Some good news - I'm told the occupants have moved on and have been replaced by contractors of some variety. Hurrah. Let's hope they've learned a lesson and are both willing and able to properly vet future occupants.
On the downside the landlord has completely ignored my question about whether the agent he's mentioned is available to come out 24/7 (according to the landlord it's absolutely impossible for him to deal with issues personally because he lives a zillion miles away on Mars an hour away 🤨). He's also ignored my question about public liability insurance for his short term lettings business.
You are running a business, you cover this risk by increased insurance or better still paying for your van to be stored inside. If your business can't afford either of those options then you just have to carry the risk yourself. Sorry, but that's the reality of running a business.
It's not a matter of paying for it. There are zero options that are open to me which fit the criteria of being
A) able to fit the van inside - it's too tall for most places
B) having electricity (needs to be connected the night before an event else the equipment won't work)
C) having 24/7 access so I can, for instance, bring it out on a Saturday morning for a wedding and put it back Saturday night.
I researched all the options in my country and the neighbouring counties about 18 months ago when my then-landlord wanted to place a skip on my driveway. There was nothing. The work had to be delayed until after festival season. If I were to use the storage facility I use over the winter (access Mon-Fri 9-5), the street food van would have made it in there 2 nights out of the last 14.
I bought this house specifically because it has a driveway - if it wasn't for the street food van I would never have bought this house as there were cheaper, more central and generally preferable houses without driveways.
On the plus side I do park my 'daily driver' car across the driveway so that it cannot be stolen (wouldn't stop vandals of course, just being completely stolen.
I've looked into income protection type insurance in the past and was either turned down (mostly) or quoted stupid money because I have a health condition that fluctuates, but in reality I think the last time I had related time off sick was 2 weeks in 2015 for surgery. My travel insurance is literally 10x higher than DP's.
No insurance, of course, mitigates against some poor customer having no food for their wedding guests, leaving a shitty Facebook review, and damaging my reputation.
Expensive but would one of these work?
https://www.houseoftents.co.uk/industrial-tents/79866.html
Interesting idea, thanks, but unfortunately some googling suggests tents and marquees up for more than a month require planning permission. I'm also not sure we'd be able to get in the front door if this was on the driveway, and undoubtedly the normal neighbours would complain!
Can you check with the council. It must now be a house of multiple occupation. Can you just do that in a residential area? They should have applied for a licence in most cases if an hmo. As things like updated facilities may be needed.
A few years ago it was rented out to a group of sharers - by coincidence a friend lived there, and it was him who dug out the contact details for the landslumlord who attempted to illegally evict them. Aforementioned landlord doesn't know that I know that though - nor that I had a hand in stopping an illegal eviction by drafting a strongly worded letter for them! It was long before I bought this house. All by the by though.
Anyway, short term lets never require an HMO licence, and in our area 4 or fewer sharers don't require an HMO licence - which is how it was set up a few years ago. No planning permission or HMO licence needed for short term lettings.
Lots of councils are using air b and b and other traditional holiday lets to house vulnerable kids and their carers. I've had three on my caseload before now that were living in a Haven park. Very disturbed and in one case violent 15 and 16 year olds. So it does happen and alot more frequently than people are aware of.
I think all you can do is get some gates on your driveway op and down extra cameras.
It is, indeed, absolutely diabolical that kids are being treated like this.
It sounds like you work for social services - can you tell me if you hold some form of public liability insurance in case a looked after child commits criminal damage in the context of a lack of adequate supervision? I can't be completely certain which side of 18 they were, but there was no one telling them to stop doing what they were doing.
I'm currently bidding on eBay on an additional Ring camera to cover the driveway from another angle.