I'm a regular but I've namechanged.
My local authority intend to issue a fixed penalty notice for a 'bin crime'. That is, as soon as they've ascertained my home address. In pursuing me, they have quite possibly overstepped the line into the area of harassment. I can't bear bullies and I think I want to take them on.
In short, I am trying to do up a property which has been empty for months so it can be rented. (I dash there between school runs and do the best I can) One day recently whilst at the house working I noticed the neighbours putting their stuff out for the bin lorries, and noted that at least one neighbour had placed black bin bags in addition to recycling. Not knowing the local schedule (I do not live in the area) it seemed a fair assumption that it was black bin bag day.
Two black bin bags were placed outside the property boundary for collection. This was the only time in 5 entire months that anything had been put out for a bin collection.
I left for the school run. Upon returning to the property 4 days later, I found the bags still there, covered in official tape "examined for evidence". Clearly it was the wrong week for black bags. I found a card through the door addressed to the occupier (there is none) saying an enforcement officer had called, and to call a number ASAP.
Oh, how I wish I hadn't called the number. I was trying to be so helpful and co-operative. Twit.
The upshot is, that many discussions later, an enforcement officer who believes I made an admission of guilt to him over a mobile phone conversation intends to "track me down", "find out where I live". "deliver a FPN to me in person if need be" and will use "my word against his in a court of law, but since he's an officer he's confident his word will be believed over mine". He also has said "You are lying" to me, and his manager has informed me that if I don't "cooperate" and give them my home address so that they can issue this patently unfair fine, then that's a separate offence too.
Right to remain silent? Apparently not. Burden of proof? Nah. Invasion of privacy going through my refuse looking for documents? Who cares. Harassment? Quite possibly.
They want to take me to court (I've told them I will not pay an unjust fine) and make me suffer for daring to challenge this.
Of course I could just pay up and seethe. Except that if they can bully me they can certainly bully little old ladies who get the bin day wrong. Nasty, cowardly,profiteering bullies who know full well they are extorting money at every opportunity for nothing more than innocent, first time mistakes. I know the government is legislating soon to prevent councils from doing this kind of thing, but sadly not soon enough to help me.
So, what do I do?
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