Jesus image found in a Jar of marmite

[stoppinattwo]

i soooooooooooooo love these stories

We saw jesus in a mattress stain when we moved house.

It's a miracle.

LOL Hardy ....

People shal come from far and wide to look at the image

i am roffling at 'Mr Allen, of Ystrad, Rhondda, said: "The kids are still eating it, but we kept the lid." '

it is like something from viz

FGS. What would inspire you to call the press because you saw that? Nutters.

If I knew the nutters personally the urge to get a knife to scrape the lid would be more than I could bear. Or maybe I'd just lick it off.

blimey he is everywhere!!

Hassled...how could you think to do such a thing!!!!!

The tree- Jesus

The Marmite- Frank Zappa

Toast- Don 'Starry Starry Night' MacLean.

Now I think the toast is more Jim morrison...

I once bought a piece of ginger that looked remarkably like a penis and testicles [classy]

we have a watermark on the wall behind our radiator that looks like a penis too....(cant believe I have just admitted that on MN)...I could take a picture and get opinions??

we have a watermark on the wall behind our radiator that looks like a penis too....(cant believe I have just admitted that on MN)...I could take a picture and get opinions??

i just opened a yoghurt and it squirted all over me

oooh sorry got a bit excited then!!!

Definite shades of Jimbo stoppinattwo although also a slight hint of the guy who licked the ice in Dumb and Dumber.

am finding it hard to keep a lid on my giggles guys...please stop being sooo funny, pumph...I Love that film soooooo much

I can see new graffiti

Jesus loves you marmite

If I get enough requests I will post my watermark willy on the wall.....wanna see it ???

my spilt yogurt wasnt jesus looked a bit like Eddie Izzard though, is that close enough?

I want to see the penis?

oh balls ....DP has rather triumphantly told me he has turned the radiator on and it is now invisible....it may come back when the heating goes off

VT eddie izzard is an accepteble alternative

I found jesus in a pita bread recently ... he certainly gets around

"Pick up thy pittas and walk"

Wow, so Jesus only appears when your walls are cold..................there is meaning in there I am sure of it. Like the footprints in the sand. When its warm, and you think he is not there, he is actually in the freezer eating the ice cream until the wall goes cool again.

stoppinattwo, of course he is everywhere: he is omnipresent for gods' sake!

(Quick quiz: which film is that a quote from?)

pmsl at jesus in the freezer eating phish food (what else), do hope he settes himself down nicely on a bag of peace peas