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Alastair Campbell in emotional defence of Blair on Iraq

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morningpaper · 07/02/2010 12:28

Alastair Campbell in emotional defence of Blair on Iraq

Seven years of being asked the same question seems to be grinding him down

Andrew Marr's constant interupting makes him look like a bit of a bastard

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Anguis · 08/02/2010 10:43

A funny name, I mean, not an accurate one.

PollyTroll · 08/02/2010 10:44

It came from the 'spot the political activists' thread, in which ppl were complaing about politrolls, and I was reminiscing fondly about the time that someone accused me of being Polly Toynbee in disguise.

PollyTroll · 08/02/2010 10:45

Anguis

Right I must go out. MP if you write any more of this stuff you will send me the link won't you?

Anguis · 08/02/2010 10:46

oh, yes. Is multilayered pun. Even better.

morningpaper · 08/02/2010 10:50

I don't actually write slashfic as a rule BTW

FrannyandZooey however....

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onebatmother · 08/02/2010 11:02

oh but you should, mp! It was very good (NB have never read slashfic)

foxinsocks · 08/02/2010 13:31

lololol mp, you are gooood girl. I am sure the Little Britian Sebastian was born out of AC/TB homoeroticism you know.

I cannot join in now as at work (on lunch ) and will probably get fired for mentioning anything nearing a weapon of mass destruction

and Onebat, are you insane ? is it the thought of holding onto those ears while you bonk old Marr into oblivion? I'd be worried I'd break him. He's also got John Terry shagger-form Marr so if you play your cards right, you may well even have a chance!

Anguis · 08/02/2010 13:40

I'm still very disturbed by the whole OBM/Marr love thing.

Is it the bat ears?

LeninGrad · 08/02/2010 14:06

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onebatmother · 08/02/2010 14:51

bat/mouse/whatever

Well p'raps desire is too strong a concept. I think he's kind and clever and English in a good way. I like tall ones too.

It would be a non-stop whirl of taxis and those macs with epaulettes.

onebatmother · 08/02/2010 14:54

Good lord, just saw yours, Fox!

Really, wrt shagger?

Interestingly that has put me right orf.

Plus, when I say English obv I mean Scottish.

onebatmother · 08/02/2010 14:55

Am now thinking of ear-veins bcming visible when backlit

morningpaper · 08/02/2010 14:56

lolol

Obviously I will have Campbell if we are having to put our cards on the table

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Anguis · 08/02/2010 14:58

But I want Campbell.

TheFoosa · 08/02/2010 15:02

Campbell definately

form a queue ladies

atlantis · 08/02/2010 15:11

Hmm, let me think Campbell, Blair, Marr ??

(vomits into own handbag )

No thank you.

Is there actually any decent looking MP's?, Isn't it a requirement in this country that you have to be butt ugly to serve in parliament?

morningpaper · 08/02/2010 15:27

My local MP is tasty

woof woof

Also he is very hard working et cetera

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PollyTroll · 08/02/2010 16:09

Ooh he's quite nice MP

I've got a bit of a thing for Evan Harris

onebatmother · 08/02/2010 16:19

Gosh Pol you keep that very quiet

Per Wikipedia "He is divorced and speaks French and Spanish"

PollyTroll · 08/02/2010 17:20

Yeah I know, I like to remain mysterious and unattainable

DIVORCED you say

atlantis · 08/02/2010 17:22

"My local MP is tasty "

He's actually not that bad and then I looked down the page and saw him shaking hands with Banana boy !!! (ewwww) I hope he washed his hand afterwards and checked he had all four fingers and a thumb.

LeninGrad · 08/02/2010 17:58

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PollyTroll · 08/02/2010 18:06

at 'doctor to boot'. You've gone all Jewish mama on me.

Not fickle, no. I've always had a warmie for Evan. Plus he's pretty much the most left-wing MP in Parliament, as well as being hardline atheist and vocal supporter of abortion rights. What's not to like? (Except that someone on here who knows him says he's the most humourless man she's ever met.)

LeninGrad · 08/02/2010 18:32

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atlantis · 08/02/2010 18:42

"(Except that someone on here who knows him says he's the most humourless man she's ever met.) "

He's a lib dem what's there to be happy about?