Shamelessly C&P from other thread'Oh hang on
oatcakes
oatcakes?
how many teams of pr experts did it take to come up with the blandest answer possible?
'we recommend you head for a choice that is sweet or savoury depending on topping, is affordable by all, popular in middle class households and priginated from within a non- Conservative locality in order to maximise cross border appeal, sir.
And whatever you do, don't say savers rich tea, because benefits claimants eat those you know'
PMSL
(actually I hate biscuits btw, anyone want to report that? No?.....)
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BTW in some people a mild gluten reaction to aoat base dproducts can reportedly cause mild aggression, so hobbnobbs and oatcakes (I avoid oats at all costs or I turn into a screaming banshee).
I predict if we vote in an oat eater then we will be in Iran within days