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"Spotted Richard" and custard, anyone?

22 replies

MadreInglese · 08/09/2009 13:43

whatever next

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PeedOffWithNits · 08/09/2009 17:00

sultana sponge is fair enough, no one would even have commented on the change as it is a proper description of the pudd

but spotted RICHARD - I am PMSL!!!!

heaven help any poor sod called Richard who goes to work there and happens to have a bad case of acne........

LyraSilvertongue · 08/09/2009 17:23

'It's political correctness gone mad'
Groan. How I hate that phrase.

LedodgyDailyMailstinksofpoo · 08/09/2009 17:26

OMG what next 'Gooseberry not very able in the mind department'. Instead of Gooseberry fool?

UnquietDad · 08/09/2009 17:27

It's beyond my Kenneth.

At the end of the meal one is presumably presented with a William. Which will, in a posh place, set you back a few Robert.

They're taking the Michael.

PeedOffWithNits · 08/09/2009 17:29

no ledodgy, surely it would be "intellectually challenged gooseberry dessert"

LOL

HecatesTwopenceworth · 08/09/2009 17:30

It wasn't done to be pc though, was it?

It was done because some people - and I would bet my last rolo it was blokes - kept making dick jokes.

The dick jokes probably got very boring, very quickly.

PeedOffWithNits · 08/09/2009 17:30

applauds UQD VERY clever!!

UnquietDad · 08/09/2009 17:30

"Strawberry liberated woman unafraid of her own sexuality?"

hf128219 · 08/09/2009 17:32

Between 1981 and 1988 I went to a Convent Boarding School in Sussex. Weekly menus were typed up and - yes, we had 'Spotted Richard'.

It actually made it into the Newspaper then

LyraSilvertongue · 08/09/2009 17:32

Tart?

UnquietDad · 08/09/2009 17:32

ooh look
history repeats itself!!

PortBlacksandResident · 08/09/2009 17:33

LOL at "People make silly comments about everything in life, there is no need to change the name over it"
Councillor Klaus Armstrong-Braun

bet he's never had any comments

LyraSilvertongue · 08/09/2009 17:33

FGS, there are people called Dick. My grandmother's husband, for one.

UnquietDad · 08/09/2009 17:34

How about "Flamboyant Gentleman of Puddings"?

PeedOffWithNits · 08/09/2009 17:39

have heard a few school boy sniggers about chocolate logs over the years but i don't see anyone changing that name

PeedOffWithNits · 08/09/2009 17:40

how have the makers of Penguins got away with it so long....?

PortBlacksandResident · 08/09/2009 17:42

My local shop sells a sort of custard tart called a 'Wet Nelly' - sounds soooo diiiirty.

PeedOffWithNits · 08/09/2009 17:45

are we still allowed to call faggots by their name?

UnquietDad · 08/09/2009 17:48

A "spatchcock" has always sounded a bit rude to me.

UnquietDad · 08/09/2009 18:00

I have a vague memory of DW reading some school story in which they call a spotted dick an "eructated Richard"?....

southeastastra · 08/09/2009 18:03

ooh i really fancy a spotted dick now

MadreInglese · 09/09/2009 09:07

lol @ 'Strawberry liberated woman'

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