Rod Liddle - the original cripple dick and - oh - the irony!

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I know there is another thread on this but I thought Rod Liddle's - ahem - analysis needed to be specifically scrutinised.

In the opening to The Spectator piece he asks, "So ? Harriet Harman, then. Would you? I mean after a few beers obviously, not while you were sober."

Given the fact that the man writing this was caught in his adultery by his wife finding viagra in his pockets, a more suitable question would seem to be not would you, but could you, Rod.

I suspect not.

Dream on.

Well, what could be worse than Rod Liddle saying he wouldn't shag you? Him saying that he would. What a boaktastic thought.

He's disgusting. lol at being gutted that rod liddle wouldn't shag you! what a relief! no higher accolade really.

He's not only repulsive looking in his views, but he's a cunning little shit, married somebody HE knew he was going to dump as soon as the ink was dry "so that he'd have more rights over the children when they split" (he left her to shag an office junior.)

Rod Liddle always reminds me of that saying, "The media: showbusiness for ugly people".

Or him saying it would give it a try Stripey - prescription pending...

If I was a bloke, then Harriet Harman: I might, actually.

She is certainly in much better shape that Riddle. I saw a pile of freshly sheared sheep fleeces piled up on the side of a bog in Ireland last week that were more attractive. And at first I thought it was a dead horse!

I think he's quite attractive, in fact. Oddly enough, the fact that he is sexually attractive to me does not affect my views on his opinions. Since he's saying that his views on Harriet Harman's opinions are affected by his view that nobody could find her sexually attractive, which is pure and shitty sexism, I think it's quite important to say that politics and appearance are SEPARATE THINGS.

I don't give a toss whether or not he has a small penis (men with small penises are, in my experience, often pretty good at giving me a good time), I dislike his opinions.

Rod Liddle is well known for having the most rancid breath in journalism.

Anyone technically savvy enough to suggest how we can ensure this thread comes up if you google "Rod Liddle"

great thread - let's hope Rod the knob reads it. Liddle Rod - yeah, that does it.

maybe Mumsnet should carry out a survey and pass the results on to Liddle Rod. Hands up who would shag him? - after a few gallons of neat vodka of course. Or who/what would you rather shag?

I would rather shag a corpse. Animal or human, not bothered either way.

Piers Morgan?

Donnie

I'd shag David Cameron before Rod Liddle. Or Harriet Harman (see earlier post)

Yeah Donnie.

Can this go in 'today on Mumsnet' in The Mail??

I'd shag Leon Brittain before Rod Liddle.

I'd shag Harriet Harman before Liddle! And I'm not even bi-curious

oh yes MT - the glory of being quoted in the DM!!!!

come on laydeez - keep your suggestions coming. Which of the following would you least like to shag?
A) Paul Daniels
B)Jean Claude Van Damme
C)Rod Liddle
D) Richard Littlejohn ( for all the daily mail neocons out there)

actually it's a rhetorical question so no need to answer.

BTW I really hope Tanya Gold is also reading this!

The one and only time I have been to centre parcs Rod Liddle was there. I crossed paths with him every time I left the villa. He was always on his own - no children. I wonder if he was holidaying alone.

I expect he had his ego for company.

How horrible for you though, to have to endure such a presence on your well deserved break!

Up against (oooh errr) Rod Liddle frankly even Gladstone is looking strangely attractive!

Gladstone dead or alive really.

I bet Paul Daniels doesn't need viagra.

No. But that's becasue he is one giant cock