MamaG in flashing at fat neighbour shockola

[MamaG]

Off to paint kitchen skirting boards

In bra and pants due to being a messy bugger

Neighbour was in his yard being all sweaty and gross

He was

Farking perv

Weren't you worried about getting paint on your underwear? Surely it's safer to paint with just sticking plasters over your nipples and a tin foil gusset.

I got caught wearing only bra and knix on Wii Fit by the postie - how very dare he come to my door!

Good point boco. I will rush to the first aid box immediately

Tracey Emin paints in bra and knickers.

I've heard mamag takes her inspiration from her and she has some very contemporary skirting boards.

When breastfeeding I had a t-shirt with two holes for easy access (baby!) but courier rang doorbell and I opened the door! (was a generous H cup). I only realised after I closed the door!!!

Did you buy this wonderful piece of couture Esmeralda or did you make it yourself?

rofl at t-shirt. What's wrong with lifting it up? How is it easier to poke nipples through holes?

"That woman next door, cor she's up for it. In her kitchen, in her bra and pants, on all fours, holding her paintbrush"

My painting t-shirt is probably more obscene than wearing nothing - it's a Hen Tour t-shirt with a picture of my friend and her DH sticking their tongues out in a gross gagworthy pose

Roffling at the thought of modern art skirting boards
My windowsills are inspired by Damien Hirst.
(covered in dead flies)

Nope made it myself Only wore it during night so DD could help herself but that morning was obviously one of those mornings...

MamaG, read back your post. All your poor neighbour was doing was standing in his yard. You were the weirdy slapper painting in yer undergarments...

MamaG is a little bit of a pervert though.

lol at painting in your bra and pants.

Why don't you go completely naked and then body-paint some clothes on you first before painting the skirting boards.

That way Mr Weirdy neighbour will think you are dressed but you'll be completely naked

Although Mr Weirdy neighbour might quite like the body paint idea and have a go himself

eeeeeeeewwwwwwww

Boco I urge you to be verrrrry careful, don't forget I know allll about you [looks at boco with narrowed eyes glinting evilly]

That was all damn lies! You can't prove nuffin! You Evil Perv-Mastermind!

Who SAYS I can't prove nuffin? I have saved the very thread as proof